http://www.blackdog.net/pattyparrot.htmlBird Brain Jokes for Kids
Patty Parrot loves Bird Brain Jokes. She has collected lots and lots of them from all her friends on the internet. There are 14 pages of them, like this one. To see all of the cool kids jokes you'll have to use that scroll button! Keep clicking on the "More Jokes" links to see all the other pages of jokes here on BlackDog. Ha-Ha-Ha!
Patty's Bird Brain
Joke of the Day
Splat Man
(1 January 2006)
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon!
What is Patty Parrot's favorite kind of candy?
Peppermint Patties!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
Dad: How were your test scores today son?
Son: Underwater, dad.
Dad: What do you mean "under water?"
Son: You know. Below "C" level.
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
Who do you call when your parrot falls off his perch?
The Parrot-Medics
(Contributed by Sue from Canada. Thanks!)
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors!
(Contributed by Meredith. Thanks!)
Why did the teachers at schools wear sunglasses?
Because their students are so bright!
(Contributed by Britney Seers. Thanks!)
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me , something smells!
(Contributed by DT. Thanks!)
Why would you want a Giraffe as your brother?
Because you can really look up to him!
(Contributed by Ryan in California. Thanks!)
How can you tell if a policeman is strong?
He can hold up traffic with one hand!
(Contributed by Cory in California. Thanks!)
Why did the Owl throw his clock?
He wanted to see time fly!
(Contributed by Zachary. Thanks!)
What kind of train can sneeze?
A choo choo train!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What did Santa call his two cats?
Holly and Ivy!
(Contributed by Louise. Thanks!)
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try!
(Contributed by Tana. Thanks!)
How do you catch a unique monkey?
You neak up on him!
How do you catch a tame monkey?
Tame way you caught the other one!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What do you get when you cross a bird and a pig?
A flying ham!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What do you call a computer that likes to play with cotton balls?
Microsoft!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
How would you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a "pumpkin patch!"
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What is a bald man's favorite animal?
A hair (hare)!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
How does a scarecrow drink milk?
Through many straws!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What did the digital watch say to his mother?
Look, mom! No hands!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
Why is liver so hard to chew?
Because it's made of iron!
(Contributed by Joni Smith. Thanks!)
A man went to Texas on Thursday, stayed for three days, and came back on Thursday. How can this be?
His horse's name is Thursday!
(Contributed by Leah. Thanks!)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To find his MOOOOOOO mate!
What are the only things you can't have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
Because he was too stuffed!
Why did the dog get into the corner of the room when the bell rang?
He was a boxer!
(Contributed by Serena. Thanks!)
What kind of dog works in a restaurant?
An Irish Table Setter!
(Contributed by Daphne. Thanks!)
What do you get when you cross roller skates and a rocking chair?
Rock & roll!
What time do you go to the dentist?
When it's "Tooth Hurty!" (2:30)
What do you call a cow wearing a crown?
A dairy queen!
