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aate gun lo fudiaaaaa mun lo ,pind ch babe aaye ne,jede kol terikat da tota oh de jao lannn mota,jide kol nathe di salwar ,ohde wadan ge sewadar,jide man vich pap ohde vardan ge "BABE".aap.
mukh tera massaya da chan mundeya
tattti nalo pile tere dand mundeya
jodron vi lange aun padaan diya lehran
botlan peshab diya akhan teriya
PEHLA sondi si sohnie palanga te ,hun tere yarr ne pathra te thai hoi aa,pehla pondi c "LEE"dia jeena hun yarr ne kachiiii vi teri lai hoi aa.
dekho ni dekho ni munda ho geya sadai,
kalli kudhi dekh ohne kamaad vich dhai,
pehlan patte mumme pher layian chumian,
lunnnn watte mange bheda buuund fuuuudian,
ke ho geya ve jatta teri chotti lulli nu,
adha ghanta ho geya salwar khulli nu,
tera ki jana ni parai Ran da,
adha kilo maal jana mere lunnnnn da.
Modern Mirza.....
Sahiba chad gayi toot te,
ohde keedhee ladh gayi choooot te,
ohne ditti phoodi moot ke,
ohne leya lunnnn wada,
eh ha...eh ha .. eh ha... na nan anananananana.....
yaro sahiba bhukhi lunnnnnnn di,
jihne mirza leya fasa,
kehndi je toon putt hai jatt da,
mere Dhuni tak adha.....
eh ha .. eh ha.. na nanananana...
Modern Mirza.....
Sahiba chad gayi toot te,
ohde keedhee ladh gayi <FONT COLOR="ff0000">•••••</FONT> te,
ohne ditti <FONT COLOR="ff0000">••••</FONT> moot ke,
ohne leya <FONT COLOR="ff0000">•••</FONT> wada,
eh ha...eh ha .. eh ha... na nan anananananana.....
yaro sahiba bhukhi <FONT COLOR="ff0000">•••</FONT> di,
jihne mirza leya fasa,
kehndi je toon putt hai jatt da,
mere Dhuni tak adha.....
eh ha .. eh ha.. na nanananana...
A chem engg. male student in a party to Female student:
"hey paula, do u reckon we have got same enthalpy?"
another one
"hey nikki have u seen my heat exchanger?"
teri cuchi uchi nichi us pe
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teri cuchi uchi nichi
us pe lagi hai do do lichi
lichi cusan de meri jaan
tabhi to banega bangla alishan
teri jhaat badi be dhangi
usw mein karti kyon nahi kangi
kanghi kar ne de meri jaan
tab hi to banega bangla alishan
teri chuut badi hai aalaa
usme lagaa harison ka talla
taala khol ne de meri jaan
tabhi to banega bangla alisaan
bye
jec
HI all u folks..read this and hav fun
nimmi gayi gurudware
bhai onu aankhiyan maare
nimmi ne nim ke mattha tekya
bhai ne uda muma vekh ya
bhai ne manji da leyi
nimmi ne sutan la leyi
bhai ne ditta jidan chak ce danda
pattan che jhule jinda commi jhanda
phir chadi pichkari jidan lemon thanda
kam kar ke bolya bhai
mainu bachain RAb mein ta tera hi banda
teri cuchi uchi nichi
us pe lagi hai do do lichi
lichi cusan de meri jaan
tabhi to banega bangla alishan
teri jhaat badi be dhangi
usw mein karti kyon nahi kangi
kanghi kar ne de meri jaan
tab hi to banega bangla alishan
teri chuut badi hai aalaa
usme lagaa harison ka talla
taala khol ne de meri jaan
tabhi to banega bangla alisaan
holi holi dhak sajna
main baad to tilkdi jawa
keep it up !!!
"yeh kaisa hai parda,
ke chilman sey lage baithey hain.
Saaf chupte bhi nahin,
samne aate bhi nahin."
Duniya ke darr se teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
deedaar ho tera bar bar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai"
Hello guys! Whats happening? No news from any of you..well let me start off with a lil syair..
Raat bhar neend hi naa aaye to ,
Ashq aankhon main chhal chhalaaye to,
Kyaa hua hai bataaiye kaise,
Yaad koi bahot hi aaye to !
Keep up the good work !
kisirah men kisi mor par jo rukega waqt ka karwan! kabhi yaad aaunga main tumhen kabhi yaad aaoge tum mujjhe!
youn to waqt hai bara sandil ke mitaye isne kayi nishan!
kabhi apne dil se bhi puchna,ke wahin pe paoge tum mujhe!!
Roz savere awaaz paya marda
kuchee neendron jaagah ve denah
Dil dee dharkan tez pai hundee
bhajke dekhan charhke chubare te
Marjaaniya kaavan kite bol ve sade banere te
Tere aun dyan khabran jera leonda see
Aaj betha hai lokan deyan kandhan te
Meri choti jihi jaan vich jaan ajandi
Jadon kite bolda see sade vehre'ch veh
Dekh ke tenu lokan deyan kandhan te
Dil dee dharkan ruk see jaandi
Mitt gayee umeed dee kirn jo savere se jagai
Cha geya badal.. hun pai geye udaasi
Russ geya kaavan tu sade naal
Manah lavan je mein tenu
Pavah je kutt kutt churia veh
Kal savere bole ghar sade tu
Pyar naal samjha veh dita
Sunlai ajj bentee meri
Ek varee tu aveen kavaan
Dil te pain tu thandiyan chavan
Kal savere phir bole ga
Aavan je mein phir chubare te
Dil dee dharkan phir bole gee
Kite ik din Marjaaniya kaavan.....
Aavenga sade vee banere the.
Samajh mein na aye teri maya bhagwana. kisi ko hasaana kisi ko rulaana. koi paap karta hai lekin sukhi hai. koi tera ho ke bhi rahta dukhi hai. aise insaaf ko kia samjhe diwana. kisi ko hasaana kisi ko rulaana. kahin dhan dia par kaki na kake. kahin khaane wale hain lekin hain faake. kisi ko mayasar na beta na daana. kisi ko hasaana kisi ko rulaana. duniya mein laakhon hain pandit sayaane. magar teri lilaa ko ik tu hi jaane. jaane pachhaane kia paagal diwana. kisi ko hasaana kisi ko rulaana.
app ka anna
uuuun sharmana dil lagaya bas dil la gaya
"...zakham koch aise hoe
ki pholon pay bhi so na sake,
dil jhalkar rakh ho gya
magar akho say ro na sake..."
barge henna par jakar likho hale yare dil,
shayad(maybe)ke rafta rafta lage mehbob ke hatho mein.
det er til deg kiren.
jeg venter på telefonen din ennå
Hum dua likhte rahe woh daga padte rahe;
Lafzon ke is her-pher ne mehram se mujrim bana diya.
"...mousam tere aan naal
mousam tere jaan naal,
banda kalla reh jawe
tere varge dost banaan naal..."
freinds ik punjabi kavita v likhan nu dil kar riha hai
umeed hai pasand karoge!!
jad kade vihal mile khat likhin,
kiven vichre lage gale khat likhin,
hundi rahe moh di ibadat sada,
is taran sooraj dhale khat likhin,
lobhi aour gustakh hai ih jindagi,
hon je shikve gile , khat likhin,
kahen dee than kujh karan dee fitrat,
hove je rub dee mihar, khat likhin,
rahanga rini sada kite ahsaan daa,
piyar vadhe,hor phale, khat likhin,
kis taran udede(fly)cheene kabootar,
kujh tan hasa chale, khat likhin,
suniya uh pinjre nahin paindian,
uran(fly)khule asmana tale ,khat likhin,
kare jo sada itfak dee gal,
aisa paran nu mile khat likhin,
jad kite vihal mile khat likhin.............
Kisi din Bari hall ho jani,
Mushkil jahi e thorre dinan ton!!!!!
I love this Ghazal!!
Thanks for posting it Mak
hi ,
kiran,muskan,kaoshal & mak.
u all guys doing great...
plz keep it up.
te kiran ne topic chaloo kita see "sharab"
sharab bare alag alag lokan de alag alag khiyal hun so chand lines mulahija farmao...
fist of all what i blv is.......
mai se gharaz (purpose) nishaaT (pleasure) hai kiss ru-siyaah (black faced)
ko
ik guuna baikudi (lasting forgetfullness) mujhhay din raat chaahi-ay
laikin
maikaday mein na khaanqah (tomb of a saint) meiN hai
jo tajalli (scene) dil-e-tabah meiN hai
another one is.........
saaqi sharaab laa ke Tabee'at udaas hai
muTrib (singar) rubaab (organ) uthha ke Tabee'at udaas hai
chubhhti hai qalb-o-jaaN meiN sitaaroN ki roshni
ai chaand doob ja ke Tabee'at udaas hai
one more is......
waa-eZ sharaab peenay se kaafir huwa meiN kiyuuN
kiya aik chullu paani meiN iimaan beh giyaa...?
dosto amrita pritam dee ik kavita hajir hai....
aj aakhan varis shah nu,kiton kabran vichon bol,
aj kitabe ishaq da, koi agla varka phol,
roi see ik dhee punjab dee,tu likh likh mare van,
aj lakhan dhiyan rondiyan,te varis shah nu kehan,
uth dardmandan diya dardiya,uth tak apna punjab,
aj bele lashan bichiyan, te lahoo bhari chanab,
kise ne punjan paniyan, vich diti jehar rala,
te uhnan paniyan dharat noo,dita pani laa,
is jarkhez jameen de ,loo loo phutiya jehar,
gith gith chariyan laliyan,phut phut chariya kehar,
viho valisi vaa(wind) phir,van van vagi jaa,
ohne har ik bans dee vanjhli,diti naag banaa,
nagan keele lok muhn ,bus phir dang hi dang,
palo pali punjab de, phir neele pai gaye ang,
galiyon tute geet phir,takliyon tuti tand ,
trinjno tutiyan saheliyan, charkhe ghookar band,
sane sej de bariyan ,ludan ditiyan rorh,.........
....sane sej de bariyan, ludan ditiyan rohr,
sane daliyan pingh aj , piplan diti tor,
jithe vajdi see phook piyar di, oh vanjhali gayi guach,
ranjhe de sabh veer,aj bhul gaye us dee jaach,
dharti te lahoo vasiya, aj kabran paiyan chon,
preet diyan shahjadiyan,aj vich majaran ron,
aj sabhe kaidon ban gaye, husan ishaq de chor,
aj kithon liaiye labh ke, waris shah ik hor,?
aj aakhan waris shah nu,kiton kabran vichon bol,
aj kitabe ishaq da, koi agla varka phol....
Dil diyaa yeh mere pyaar kee hadd thee
Jaan dee yeh mere etbaar kee hadd thee
Mar kar bhee reh gayee khulee aankhen
Tumhaare liye yeh mere intazzar kee hadd thee
