英语老友记听写汉语拼音极其汉语音译

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101听写汉语拼音
ni tao wan tou si la si te ying de si wei,
ra jou si le lou ying de la si de wei,
la jiu la wei sa gei you sa gen tie,
an de dai wei wei xi ma,
wen niao yi qi de wei,
a wei ya tao you,
ying de wei sa si tou,
an de wei du dai wei sao,

rei er si na fen de cao,
zhi sang ga ya wo gui,
cang mu ang,

yao gou wo na wo si,
de gai wei si ga de bi sang deng wang wo de mu,

a ,jiao bi na si,
sao lei si ya bo hang,
bo hang ban nai her bei si,

hui di sei yi cha de,
di sa de wa chi he de gou si wei da wei si sei wei si kao,
a, you wa ,zhu si na li wu de dei,

yi si na de,
zhe shi qiu pi ea chu zhe ner,
en na te ha wen sa de,

jia tu ha wei bei tu mei,
er qiu san kei wai si gu,
wei si san ding mi dou de ka pi tou kei er ya ,
a wei lai si an tao de mi,
nai kei te,

a ,tao nai de nai,
ren ai lu ke dang de ,
en na wei nai si wer wei lai si wai rui si feng ne,
rei er,ha ha ha ha ha,
ying si dan da de,
da chi rui de,

ao le wei sha ding de feng ne,
shi da chi chu wen,

nao wai dong nao wa chu du,
du er wei ba li shi da chi wo chen an mi,

wei wa lu ken ya ying fe er,

fan mi ya sei ge a dan de wan che er,

dai de ten jao de qi mai ma de,
wei qi xi wai wer rui wei er bi ke si,

shei na fen kao si,

a ,yi si gai si sai si ha lou wa ,
wan de kao mai sao fu,

ji you kei si mi,

dai zhe si wei sao mu luei chi de mai feng,
zhui bu mai si mao lin tai si deng pou pi da de mai mao fen,
tai ge de wai na ke,
ke gei,

kai ou mu gei sa da ci dei,
aaaa,

de yi gen ei seng ga fei,
sa hei,

hei,ao ,a,

na mu ao ,nao ,ao,nao dong si da pe,
ke lin sen mai ao rua te,

da bu si lin mai ao ruo ao lang,

kei, ai ,ding ma gei,

tao mi fai,
nao rai rui li er wei wan hao tu bi wai wei ha pei,

nao yu dong,

nao wai dong te hao wei teng shi lai fu tu mi,

lai wen nu shu si lai bi en,

,nao, ou kei,

wan de si er wei wan kei ,
fei ke sai ding ang a ci,

shei ding nou ,a shi wai nao,

shou ca ci wei shi er wei si lai si bin,

di lai sei da dao lang,

a chao de ma ma si dai zi lai ,
si nai dei,
ai shen de tai kei kuo di wu ao,

hao wei lei,
ci de si jie er si feng kou a ga,
ga ci ma wo men sa bin eai ci wei ye ye mu,

ao nai wei ha fu zhun qiu zhun,
ao nai wei ha fu ben qiu zhun,

wu si wai de ,

a ,ruang nan be,

a rai wa si lu ke,
you sen la da pen rai de nao,
you an gui,
you er men,

you kai nai cao you wo ding an ci wei si,

si zhuai de jiao en,

cang mu ang ,ni sen gou ,
hai si ci mu pao mao,

si de an de wo tu bi sen gou ,ok,
ai zhi si ,ai zhi shi,ai zhi si bi mai rui de gen,

an de ai zhi shi wan de miu yin da le er,

wei chou,
ao, ga de mao na ge hai,
ai zhi si niu biu ding na niu a ten,ai ga de,
na na si ka wai de bi kai man se de you mai di yer,
you a er, you a er,

ta ge yi si ka fei,

di ka ya,

ok,ye er wei ba li,
yi si rei si rui chi le de,

na de lei gen hai shi wai wo de,

rei si rer wei ba,
zhe shi qan le,bei bi,an en zhou yi,
an ,teng ru rui mu mai bai da rua si,

xiu er,hai,ai,

sou you wa na tao wo si nao euo ao,
a  wei wen bi fou wen tu wai te mei ci,

da lin,wo yao,
yi ci dao dai de ba li hao tu afu tuo de wai ding,

ou sen de zhuai wuo ,
wei er kei pen ou de pe xen si,

an na de suo ken ea,
zhi shi gai de bao che,

da ci wei er li,

gao er zhi si la mao si gaui de bao chi,

ao lao wei si ai nai wei la si,

sui lao ,
ai wei lai si,

wai wei lai si wo si cheng dang bai de si rui,

bao teng bai dei wei,

ai na kou wei li sui zhao de,
an na ci wei na hai de mi,

kang ma si bai wei na sa du si ge qai dou hai,

tai mi ,an you xiu yi ge be miao ye er bo che,

ai ni wei,
an de sa chi gai de er rei er ne se di wan du ying,
wai mai zhu ying ea ,sei de hu mai zhou ying si fou er,

sao ai, wei er zhi si nao ai gou wa,
nan nao de you er nai kan zhe zhi fu chi pai,

you di ao pe si an niu lou ea zhe li si li,

you wo si nen bai di chi de wai ding,

ao , kan nao wen na wen lie nei shi,

ei kan de mei na ma nu,

tei de kei mei da...

6'7''

ba na sa la wei na si li la kei ning,
bai na an ge sen de  pi ba hei de bei pai go gen,
qi wei li ea ha pei ga de,
qiu nao rui ke sha le de,
zhe sang,

ao rou tan fu er wei ke lou si ding di sa pen,

da lin yao jia si ,
a qie mai er ying ma,

a sao rui, ai zhe si zhao lao tan mu,

wo ao,na de si tu mei,

gei la,
ai nei gou si mai hai er mai wu sao la,

ou, xi she di na bi wai er nao si tan ci,

ai si dei pu shi dan na si si dai er si,

pu chi dan na si dai er,
pu chi dan na si dai er,

wang zha li lu si na mi,

ai mu sao yi,
ze ge ao li mai lai si ,
ai wei wan li zou yi si qiao de mi,

you er shou,
ye er shou,
yer shou,
ye er shou,

an na qie nai ji si da zhi nai sen,
wa de fa de wa bi shou,

wo de ba wa de bi ya,
e pe er si,

you ewa ou eua ,wa pa chi,
nao wang dong wang qi de bai a deng,
sei ge deng ye mi ha,
ai dong na da po jia li,

you tong sei wo yi tan chuan bou,

da si mai zha li ,
yi ci mai lai si,

wo ,wo mai zhe yao zhe si zhai ye wei de ma li ke a,

a na ye si wei wo jan wo si sen hai wei ma na ga,


wo mei bi da ci mai di sei ren,

wo mei bi ai dong te ni zhe er ma ni,

wei ,wei yao si nei bi,

yi si gu rui,
gu rui da ci er wei ran,

zhi si chuan li dei de nai si kang ben,

wen zhe sang rou sei san,
ruo biao sang si rui biao sang si,
sang fen wo si nai gen,
la la la sang fen eang niu dou si wei si zhun,
lao ,ha na bie dei nao,

an kei you,
a kei lu ke zhe dei rei si,
ha wei tu de dan si ji nao,


an di pen ding,
tai kei gen chuo wei de wai ei,
de hou ha ben,


qan hai ,ni ni di ai ni sen,
you gen de ao wei si kang de jue wei,

ni qian le de rui de ka si de hao,

ni zi wei la de,

jiao yi si ba bie dei eang he er qing ruai ding dei,

wa de lei ,de si ru le shang fen,

an ga de,

pe li zi,
dong du da di gen,

si ha er bu sang,

ai yin sai yi si kao,

ao gai ,
yi zi sei ke sai ei,

bo zi lin,

bou si kao,
pou de wan gai,

mei bi,


wei de mei nei,
you na de wei you dei,

te nai di si wei si ,
pou de wan gai,

yi fan de wei ye si qu guan ,

ye si,
ou ,rei si zei dei zha wei mao men te,

wei chi wei ai ,ai ken tian sou,

ao ga de,pe li zi ,nao gou bi fai en,

ai, eng gu ,eua si you kei ,ye min diu wa ming di si dei,

da de bi ga de,

rui li,

nao gou ai,
lei ci ou de wan gai,

yi si zhui de min,
zhe dei si na le zhun gai de rui zhi si kang pe lin zi lai,

hai ,zhun ,pou lei sei si,

ai wei ba li,

rei a yi si kao,

ai , wan si wan gai,

an mu sao ai de kan chi nei mu,
pao la zei,

ok, ya mu da ,
an mu si da bi rui ,da ge wei si da di gou ai,

gou ai ,a wan dui wei,

chen zhi,
ok, yi fu di wang tu sai gen te,

tu ba,zhi si fu gai fe an la se si,

san kei you bi ge si,

ei ,pou,
fei si lei dou tie po,

shi wei li lai che de,

wen niu ruo bo nan gen na sen en si ba da,

ou we nou wuo nou wo gen,

tu ci da ci de gai de wu dou rai de,

a ,shao wei,

si wei chi wo de you ai huo de you tu nai,

10'36.43''
wai ao ai wei ci,
kan de si po hai di fe wei wan mai ha ni meng,
suo na fen,

ruai gai na li wen,

gai lin ye ha li meng ga,

nao, nao a wao, a ru bo,

wei, yi si tan nei ye er,
sai ta ke ban qu ei,

lei ge le rer zi, ha ha ha ha,

ai wei ji qing fei lai bin ge lang tu nai,

a ,qing wei ya qian le ,
kang mu luo bu de
po si gai de mai ma niu feng nei che er,

ye si ,eer,dai rui ke sai ding,

la si san ,
po er si gen de si gen de sai ea,

xie er de nai ne ci di na lang bo shou ke shuo,

a dei ,jiu wan na hao po,

ao wai ,wo shai ke bai de wang chou,


la wei si wei da sa men sha le si,
la wei si wan de er,si wo ge wa er,
xiu la wu you la wu you la a e e...
zhe yang kei zhen,
kan di na mai hai er,
la la la la la ,san kei you,
la la la la la...
eou ou...

ao si po si tao tan chi,
a bu wa ke dei sen tu de san fen si ,
you sen ea bang che di si lei dou wan gai si,
ai han wen nao bu rua ge di sen,
ai sei nao wan gai si wo ci wa wan wer,
an dai,...

kan na fei mai lai si,

an sen ken mei ga de bo kai sai er,
cu biu de fe fen si,

wo ci ei si,

a wei ha te sei dai de sen ai ou,
sei pu te ,
bu rui ge te,

wo qi gou zi wei er,
ai ha fu nao ai zi,

zhang wu zi be kei ,ok,

da wu ci ka ruo si fen wo bi er,

jiu yi zhuai kei da da kan an ai she nao,
hai hai hai hai,

bi gen de se er wei dan ci de wo er a li ye,

ye si po li si dong ci fou yao ao wei si fan,
sei kua shen,

sei ga de ,
de fan nei che ,
rei si tai wei yao
,de ge de ti wei,
wo de jiu gan de?

you gai si,ao ga,
you gai ci ao mai ga de,

ao mai ga de,

ai,nao ai nao wan mu se chen yi di yi te,

gai si she dai ga da mu ji si da di gou ying fe die nei si te,
fei tai tai mu zi wei gai,

mei ha po lin ken ti si gen,
mai be de gou ying tu de rei nao,
yi qi ji se chi mai si te,

da a li ju gei du wei,

ai mai chui a ke si de fu li bo ken sang fen si a li bu li fer si,
sai he er,
wai..

ni ai ai wei fu de wa chi,

you gan sei be you ke wa chi,
a a,

wo ao,bai wen de wo chi den de er wei zhen wo zi,

ai ,ai shuo den de mai ou bo wei fan si ,
sei wo ban si tao,

oowu,she ke lei er wei you,

wai rui,ai mu sao ei,ai mu sao sao ei,

ai nao you po bu li,
sen ke si ao bao wo lai se zi nai de nao you
mai ken le wu de
sa sang ba de di zen te,

ai nai de sang fen,ai nai de ,a..

hai ,ai mu shen kang mu yao zi gen,

ai mu ao sang kei ao si gou ying tu bi ying kuo de bu li
la ke bi kang mu sei si wai rei sen kou,

bo de dei si ni,
yi ci na de mei,

ai na dei fei ni ya ji su mi si wai de nao,
bo,yi zhen sa fei gai fu mi ya chan si tu,

a di wo si de,

ai ao li tuan ti sei ke si ai mu du wo si te,

tan da a,ma chi ma...

de lou li tu ke li na wo ya,

ga ang de si dan de tun a chi,
ye na de rui wei chi she,
zhe si wa si wang gai de na men tou.

you ha wa wer,
da ta de la wu fe wo men si fe ye si,
fe yer si,
a ke lao si nai shen she er run,
15'01'49

101英语文本

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine!  Be murky!
Ros: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.  He sits back down defeated again.  A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Phoebe:  If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string.  These are a few...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.  The whole, 'hat' thing.
Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)
Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30?  Buzz him in!
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Monica: Yes!
Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...
Monica: (horrified) Really?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Phoebe: What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
Ross: A wandering?
Monica: Change!  Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Monica goes to change.)
joey:  Hey, Paul!
Paul: Yeah?
Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.
Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.  It's been kinda a long day.
Ross: Okay, sure.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
Commercial Break
[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]
Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.  La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)
Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.
Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
Joey: Which goes where?
Chandler: I have no idea.
(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
Joey: Done with the bookcase!
Chandler: All finished!
Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.
Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross: You guys.
Chandler: Oh, God.
Joey: You got screwed.
Chandler: Oh my God!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Monica: Oh my God!
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
Monica: -leg?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Monica: You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me.  And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]
Ross: I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
Joey: Shut up!
Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)
Ross: That only took me an hour.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: Isn't there?
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Paul: Two years.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Joey: Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.
Joey: Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here. (Exits.)
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Chandler: That is amazing.
Joey: Congratulations.
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
All: Morning. Good morning.
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear.  The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Thank you!  Thank you so much!
Monica: Stop!
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Monica: We'll talk later.
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.
All: Okayyy! (They do so.)
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
monica: Big time!
Rachel: Want a wedding dress?   Hardly used.
Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
Monica: What for?
Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.
(Monica exits.)
[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.]
Frannie: Hey, Monica!
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: How do you do that?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex!  So? Who?
Monica: You know Paul?
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Monica: I hate men!  I hate men!
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.)
Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know?
Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)
Rachel: Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!
Monica: How'd you pay for them?
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Monica: And who pays for that?
Rachel: Um... my... father.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table.   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?  I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.
Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.
Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
(Pause)
Ross: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
Monica: All right, you ready?
Rachel: No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?  "Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?"  Come on, I can't do this!
Monica: You can, I know you can!
Rachel: I don't think so.
Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)
Ross: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)
Rachel: Y'know what?  I think we can just leave it at that.  It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Monica:  Rachel!  That was a library card!
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..
Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Ross: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.
Monica: You be okay?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.
(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Rachel: Sorry-
Ross: No no no, go-
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Ross: Split it?
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Rachel: I knew.
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Rachel: I did.
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will...
Rachel: Goodnight.
Ross: Goodnight.
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?
Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)
Closing Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had...
Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop?
Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again?
All: Yes!
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.
Ross: There's an image.
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?
Rachel: I'm just serving it.
All: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.
Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss?   More coffee?
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry.  Okay, Las Vegas.
Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
End

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ok sen,
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ai mu lai si mei nei de,

第一季第一集汉语拼音听写结束。
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编剧：玛尔塔考夫曼和大卫克兰
通过附加抄录：埃里克奥森

[场景：Central Perk，钱德勒，乔伊，菲比和莫妮卡在那里。]

莫妮卡：没有什么好说的！他只是跟我一起工作！

乔伊：拜托，你要和这家伙！有一定有什么事不对劲！

钱德勒：好吧Joey，别这样。因此，他有驼背吗？一个驼背又带假发？

Phoebe：等等，他吃粉笔吗？

（大家都盯着，感到困惑。）

菲比：只是，因为，我不希望她经历了什么我是通过与卡尔哦！

Monica：好吧，大家放松。这甚至不是一个日期。这只是两个人一起吃饭，而不是做爱。

钱德勒：听起来像是我的约会。

[时间流逝]

Chandler：好了，所以我回到了高中，我在食堂站在中间，我意识到我全身赤裸。

大家：哦，是的。如果那样的梦。

Chandler：然后我朝下看，并且我意识到有一个电话...那里。

乔伊：不是...？

钱德勒：是的。

乔伊：我没做过那样的梦。

菲比：第

钱德勒：突然间，手机响了。现在我不知道该怎么做，大家都开始看我。

莫妮卡：他们以前不看你吗？！

钱德勒：最后，我认为我最好的答案，现在，它原来是我的母亲，这是非常，非常奇怪，因为，她从不给我打电话！

[时间流逝，Ross进来了。]

罗斯：（苦恼）嗨。

乔伊：这家伙打招呼，我想杀死我自己。

Monica：你还好吧？

罗斯：我只是想伸手的人觉得我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我嘴里拉出来，然后绑在我脖子上...

钱德勒：饼干？

莫妮卡：（向其他人解释）卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了。

乔伊：哦。

Monica：（对罗斯）让我给你拿点咖啡。

Ross：谢谢。

菲比：哦！哦！ （她开始在刚刚采摘在罗斯面前的空气。）

罗斯：不，不不！别给我清理灵气！不，我的灵气，好吗？

Phoebe：好吧！是黑暗！

罗斯：我会没事的，没事吧？真的，每个人。我希望她会非常高兴。

Monica：不，你不知道。

罗斯：不，我不这样做，让她见鬼去吧，她离开了我！

乔伊：你从来不知道她是个同性恋...

Ross：不！好吗？！为什么大家都只是注意到这一点？她不知道，我怎么知道？

钱德勒：有时候我希望我是个女同性恋... （大家都盯着他。）我说的很大声？

罗斯：我告诉妈妈和爸爸昨晚，他们好像还不错。

Monica：哦，真的，让我从歇斯底里的电话在凌晨三点的女人了，“我永远不会有孙子了，我永远不会有孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？

罗斯：对不起。

乔伊：好的，罗斯。你感觉很痛苦现在。你很生气。你受了伤害。我能告诉你答案是什么？

（罗斯手势表示同意。）

乔伊：带钢联合！来吧，你是单身！有一些激素！

Ross：我不想单身，好吗？我只是...本人刚刚我只是想结婚了！

（Rachel进来在潮湿的婚纱礼服，并开始在房间里。）

钱德勒：我只是想要一百万美元！ （他希望能延长他的手。）

莫妮卡：瑞秋？！

Rachel：哦上帝莫妮卡嗨！感谢上帝！我刚刚去了你家，而你不在那里，拿了个大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你，你是！

服务员：我给你拿点咖啡吗？

莫妮卡：（在雷切尔指着）去咖啡因的。 （对着大家）好了，大伙，这是Rachel，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。 （对Rachel）这是大家，这是钱德勒和菲比，乔伊和-你还记得我哥哥Ross？

Rachel：嗨，好啊！

罗斯：你好。

（他们打算拥抱，但是Ross的伞打开了。他沮丧地坐下了。默哀一Rachel坐下后都在等她的解释。）

Monica：那么你想现在告诉我们，还是我们四个伴娘等待？

Rachel：哦上帝...同时，它开始在婚礼前大约一个半小时。我在房间里保管所有礼物，我在寻找这件珍品。非常漂亮的Lamauge珍品。突然间，（向服务员给她端来咖啡）甜'东经'罗所有 - 我意识到，我更把这个酱油壶比Barry上！然后，我真的惊呆了，而这时候打我：有多少巴里先生马铃薯头看起来像。你知道吗，我的意思是，我一直都认为他很熟悉，但是...无论如何，我必须离开那里，我开始想，我为什么这样做，我是谁这样做吗？'。 （对Monica）于是乎我只是不知道该去哪里，我知道你和我已经慢慢疏远了，但你是唯一的人，我知道谁住在城里的。

莫尼卡：谁没有被邀请参加婚礼。

瑞秋：哦，我是有点希望这不会是一个问题... [场景：Monica的公寓，大家都在看电视上的西班牙肥皂剧，并试图弄清是怎么回事。]

莫妮卡：现在，我猜他给她买了个管风琴，而她真的没有感到高兴。

钱德勒：（模仿字符）金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？决定！

罗斯：（在一个低沉的声音）我想要拥有Christine拥有的一切。

瑞秋：（打电话）爸爸，我只是...我不能嫁给他！我很抱歉。我只是不爱他。嗯，我的问题！

（电视上的场景变成显示了两个女人，一个抓着她的头发。）

菲比：如果我让我的头发，我的头会掉下来。钱德勒：（电视）哦，她不该穿的裤子。乔伊：我说要把她推下楼梯。菲比，罗斯，钱德勒和乔伊：推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！

（她把她推下楼梯，大家都欢呼。）

瑞秋：拜托，老爸，听我说！这就像，就像，我的生活，每个人都一直告诉我，'你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！'。而今天我只是停下我说，'如果我不想成为一个鞋？如果我想成为一个，一个钱包，你知道吗？或A -或一顶帽子！不，我不是说我要你给我买一顶帽子，我说我是一公顷，这是一个比喻，爸爸！

Ross：你可以看到他也有些麻烦。

瑞秋：爸，这是我的生活。或许我会和Monica住在这儿。

Monica：嗯，我想我们已经确定了谁的和Monica住在这里...

瑞秋：嗯，也许这就是我的决定。好吧，也许我不需要你的钱。等待！等一下，我说也许！

[时间流逝，Rachel正在进入一个纸袋breating。]

莫妮卡：呼吸，呼吸..就是这样。试着想想美好平静的事情...菲比：（唱）玫瑰上，还有兔子和小猫，（Rachel和Monica转头看她。）风信子和sleighbells雨滴，带着手套的东西...啦啦啦啦...的东西，用绳子面条。这是几个...

Rachel：我现在好多了。

菲比：（笑着笑着走进厨房，说要钱德勒和乔伊。）我的功劳！

Monica：好吧，看，这也许是最好的，你知道吗？独立。以你的人生。整体而言，'帽子'的事情。

乔伊：（安慰她）还有啊，你需要什么，你可以随时来找Joey。我和钱德就住在对面。而且他不在家。

莫妮卡：Joey，别打她了！这已经是她结婚的日子！

Joey：怎么了，好像有一个规矩或者什么的？

（门铃响了，钱德勒得到它。）

钱德勒：请不要做了，这是一个可怕的声音。

保罗：（通过对讲机）这是，嗯，这是保罗。

Monica：哦上帝，是6:30了吗？让他进来！

乔伊：谁是保罗？

罗斯：保罗，调酒师，保罗？

莫妮卡：也许吧。乔伊：等待。你'不是一个真正的约会'今晚是与保罗的调酒师？

Ross：他终于开口约你出去？

莫妮卡：是啊！

Chandler：哦，这是一个亲爱的日记的时刻。

莫妮卡：瑞秋，等等，我可以取消...

瑞秋：请，不，你去吧，我没事！

Monica：（对罗斯说）你还好吗？我的意思是，你要我留下来？

罗斯：（哽咽的声音）那再好不过了...

莫妮卡：（震惊）真的吗？

罗斯：（正常语调）不，去吧！这是保罗，调酒师！

菲比：这是什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝的，还是抱怨了很多？ （钱德不知道。）

（有一敲门，它的保罗。）

莫妮卡：喂，来了！保罗，这是.. （他们都列队在门旁边.)...各位，各位，这是保罗。

所有：嘿！保罗！嗨！那个调酒师！嘿！

钱德勒：我很抱歉，我没听清楚你的名字。保罗，是吗？

Monica：好吧，嗯，嗯，我只是 - I'll马上回来，我就要去啊，去啊...

罗斯：一个流浪？

莫妮卡：更改！好吧，坐下。 （只显示保罗），几秒钟。

菲比：哦，我刚拔掉四睫毛。这不可能是好的。

（莫妮卡去改变的。）

Joey：嘿，保罗！

保罗：是吗？

乔伊：这里有一个小秘密，她真的喜欢你擦在同一个地方一遍又一遍地反复她的脖子，直到它开始变得有点发红。

莫妮卡：（从卧室喊）闭嘴，乔伊！

Ross：那么瑞秋，你准备，嗯...今晚你干嘛？

瑞秋：嗯，我本来是前往阿鲁巴度蜜月途中，因此没了！

罗斯：是的，你没去度蜜月，神..不，不，虽然阿鲁巴，每年的这个时候...谈谈你的，（认为），大蜥蜴...无论如何，如果你不喜欢独处今晚，乔伊和钱德勒要过来帮我整理我的新家具。

钱德勒：（面无表情）是的，我们对此非常兴奋。

瑞秋：好吧，事实上谢谢，但我认为我只是要挂出今晚在这里。它已经折磨了一天。

罗斯：好的，没问题。

Joey：嘿菲比，你要帮忙吗？

Phoebe：哦，我想我可以，但我不想要。

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[场景：地铁站，Phoebe正在改变唱歌。]

Phoebe：（唱）爱情是甜蜜的夏日阵雨，爱是一种奇妙的艺术作品，但是你的爱哦你的爱，你的爱...就像一个巨大的鸽子在我的心上...是排泄。腊腊腊腊腊（有人给她一些零钱，那个家伙）谢谢。 （唱）腊腊腊香格里拉...哦〜〜！

[场景：罗斯的公寓里，男生们在那里组装家具。]

罗斯：（蹲着读说明书）我应该附加一个支架之事在侧面，使用了这些小家伙一群虫。我没有支架之事，我看不到任何球员和心血来潮，我感觉不到我的腿。

（Joey和Chandler正在完成组装书架。）

乔伊：我想我们已经有了一个书架了。

钱德勒：这是一个美丽的事情。

乔伊：（拿起一个剩下的部分）这是什么？

钱德勒：我不得不说这是个'欧莱雅形支架。

乔伊：是哪儿的？

钱德勒：我不知道。

（乔伊检查罗斯没有前瞻性和植物垃圾场了。）

乔伊：书架做好了！

钱德勒：全部完成了！

罗斯：（抓着一罐啤酒嗅探）这是Carol的最爱喝啤酒。她总是喝出来的可以，我应该知道。

Joey：嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，如果你再与这些东西我们就走了。

钱德勒：是的，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。

乔伊：罗斯，让我问你一个问题。她得到的家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？

罗斯：你们。

Chandler：哦，上帝​​。

乔伊：天啊。

Chandler：哦我的上帝！

[场景：一家餐馆，莫妮卡和保罗正在吃。]

Monica：哦我的上帝！

保罗：我知道，我知道，我真是个白痴。我想我应该做到的，当她开始看牙医四和每周五次被捕。我的意思是，牙齿能有多干净？

Monica：我哥哥的，通过这一权利走了，他是一个烂摊子。你是怎么熬过来的？

保罗：嗯，你可以不小心打破她的有价值的东西，说她的，

莫妮卡：腿？

保罗：（大笑）这是一个办法！我，我，我去的表。

Monica：你真的砸烂她的表？哇！最糟糕的事情我做过了，第二由男朋友的最爱浴巾撕碎。

保罗：哦，引导你清楚。

Monica：那是正确的。 [场景：Monica的公寓，Rachel正在讲电话和起搏。]

瑞秋：巴里，对不起...我很抱歉...我知道你可能认为这是所有关于我的人说你那天让你穿着袜子的爱，但它是不是...它不是，它是关于我，我举（她停止说话，拨打电话。）你好，我再次关闭切断机...反正...你看，你看，我知道有些女孩将是令人难以置信的幸运地成为巴里夫人芬克尔，但它不是我，不是我。而不是，我是谁都不知道我现在，但你得给我一个机会，也是... （本机系列再次削减她送行，她重拨。）

[场景：Ross的公寓，Ross在踱步，Joey和Chandler在一些家具]。

罗斯：我离婚了！我才26岁，我离婚了！

乔伊：闭嘴！

Chandler：你必须停下来！ （钱德勒命中他正在用锤子和它全部倒了。）

罗斯：我才花了一小时。

钱德勒：你看，罗斯，你必须明白，我们之间，我们还没有一个已经持续了一门托长的关系。你，但是有一个女人的爱了四年。四年的感情，并在最后她伤透了你的心，并分享多年来就是我们为什么不这样做！我不认为那是我的观点！

Ross：你知道最可怕的是什么？如果只有一个给大家了，女人怎么办？我的意思是，如果你只有一个女人，仅此而已？不幸的是在我的情况，只有一名妇女为她...

乔伊：你说什么？一个女人'？这好象说只有一个口味的冰淇淋你。让我告诉你，Ross。还有那里的口味。有颠簸的道路，和饼干面团，和兵！樱桃香草。你可以得到'时间和糖条，坚果，或是奶油！这是有史以来最好的事情发生在你身上！你结婚了，你是，喜欢什么，八？欢迎回来，走向世界！拿起勺子！

罗斯：我真的不知道我饿了或角质。

钱德勒：离我的冰箱！ [场景：一家饭店，Monica和Paul还在吃。]

保罗：自从她离开我，我，嗯...

Monica：什么?.....什么，你想用面条拼出来？

保罗：不，它，它的第五次约会真情告白。

Monica：哦，那就是说还会有第五次约会？

保罗：没有吗？

Monica：是啊...是的，我认为是有的。 ，你刚才说什么？

保罗：嗯，不断的EV - ...自从她离开我，嗯，我没有能够，嗯，执行。 （莫妮卡需要她喝一口。）...性。

莫妮卡：（震惊地喷出了她的饮料）哦，上帝啊，上帝，我很抱歉...我很抱歉...

保罗：还好啦...

Monica：我知道被人喷了酒可能不是你现在需要的。嗯...多久？

保罗：两年。

Monica：哇！ I'm - I'm - I'm高兴你砸烂了她的表！

保罗：那么你觉得你，嗯...希望有第五次约会？

莫妮卡：（停顿）...是啊。是啊，我喜欢。

[场景：Monica的公寓，Rachel正在看Joanne爱Chaci。]

电视上的牧师：我们今天聚集在这里参加了神圣的婚姻约束乔安妮Louise Cunningham和查尔斯叉翅，叉翅，叉翅，阿科拉。

Rachel：哦...看...乔安妮爱恰棋！这就是区别！

[场景：Ross的家，他们都坐在一起聊天。]

罗斯：（轻蔑地）拿一把汤匙。你知道多久的，因为我已经抓住了一个勺子？做的话'比利，不要成为一个英雄的你来说意味着什么？

乔伊：伟大的故事！但是，我，恩，我要走了，我得到了与安德烈日期 - 安吉拉 - 安德烈...哦，天哪，（对Chandler的表情）

钱德勒：Angela的尖叫，安德里亚猫。

乔伊：是的。谢谢。这是六月。我走了。 （离开）

罗斯：你知道吗，这里的东西。即使我能得到足够的一起到问一个女人出去，...要问我是谁？ （他凝视窗外。）

[镜头切换到Rachel在凝视她的窗口。]

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[场景：Monica的公寓，Rachel正在为Joey和Chandler咖啡。]

瑞秋：是不是很惊人？我的意思是，我从来没有在我之前的整个生命咖啡。

Chandler：这是惊人的。

乔伊：祝贺。

瑞秋：你知道吗，我想，如果我可以自己泡咖啡，那就没有什么是我做不到的。

钱德勒：如果能入侵波兰，没有什么是我做不到的。

乔伊：听着，当你在一个包，如果你觉得你必须使象西方煎蛋卷什么的... （Joey和Chandler尝了咖啡，皱眉，然后倒入花盆它。）虽然其实我不太饿...

莫妮卡：（进场，对自己说）哦，太好了，Lenny和Squigy在这里。

所有：早上好。早晨好。

保罗：（从Monica的房间出来）早。

乔伊：早上，保罗。

瑞秋：你好，保罗。

Chandler：嗨，保罗，是吗？

（Monica和Paul走到门口，低声谈话，这样别人就听不到了。其他人把Monica的桌子移到了门边，这样他们可以。）

保罗：谢谢你！谢谢你这么多！

莫妮卡：住手！

保罗：不，我告诉你，昨晚就像，嗯，我所有的生日，毕业典礼，加上现场见证的谷仓提高。

Monica：我们待会再谈。

保罗：是的。 （他俩接吻）谢谢。 （退出）

乔伊：这不是一个真正的约会？！到底是什么，你做真正的约会？

莫妮卡：闭嘴，把我的桌子后面。

所有：好吧！ （他们这样做。）

钱德勒：好吧，孩子，我得去工作。如果我不输入那些数字，...它没有多大的差别...

瑞秋：那么，你们大伙儿都有工作？

Monica：是啊，我们都有工作。瞧，这就是我们买东西。

Joey：对，我是个演员。

Rachel：哇！我见过你的作品？

乔伊：我对此表示怀疑。大部分地区的工作。

Monica：哦，等等，等等，除非你碰巧赶上在在公园的小剧场了重新运行的木偶奇遇记生产。

乔伊：看，这是一个工作吧？

钱德勒：'瞧，Gippetto，我是一个活生生的小男孩。'

乔伊：我不觉得这是虐待。 （门口游动，并打开它离开。）

钱德勒：你说得对，对不起。 （突然的歌声，舞蹈出了门。）“从前我是木头男孩，一个小木头男孩...”

Joey：你都应该知道，他的死定了。哦，Chandler？ （开始后，钱德勒。）Monica：那么你怎么样呢？昨晚睡得好吗？交谈巴里？我无法停止微笑。

瑞秋：我看得出来。你看起来就像你在你的嘴衣架睡觉。

Monica：我知道，他是那么...你还记得你和Tony DeMarco吗？

Rachel：哦，是的。

Monica：嗯，这是这样的。有了感情。

Rachel：哦哇。你有麻烦了。

莫妮卡：大麻烦！

瑞秋：想要婚纱吗？几乎没用过。

Monica：我觉得我们的一点点自我超越在这里。好的。好的。我刚准备起床，去上班，不是他想了一整天。否则，我真想把起床去上班。

Rachel：哦，你看，祝我好运！

莫妮卡：为什么？

瑞秋：我要去找那些（思考）工作的事情之一。

（莫妮卡退出。）

[场景：铱，莫妮卡正在工作，佛兰妮进来了。]

佛兰妮：嘿，莫妮卡！

Monica：嘿，Frannie，欢迎回来！佛罗里达怎么样？

Frannie：你做爱了，不是吗？

莫妮卡：你怎么做呢？

佛兰妮：哦，我恨你，我推着鹦鹉丛林的洛兹阿姨，你却在做爱！所以呢？谁？

Monica：你知道保罗？

佛兰妮：保罗，调酒师？是呀，我认识保罗。

Monica：你是说你像我认识他？

Frannie：你在开玩笑吧？我对保罗的功劳。你知道在我之前，有没有在他两年做爱。

[场景：Central Perk，除了Rachel大家都在那里。]

乔伊：（在手臂坐在沙发上）那当然是谎话！

Monica：为什么？！为什么呢？为什么，为什么有人会做这样的事情？

罗斯：我猜一个答案更复杂的比'让你上床'看。

Monica：我讨厌男人！我讨厌男人！

Phoebe：哦，不，不要恨，你不想把宇宙吧。

Monica：是我吗？是什么样子我有某种气味，只有狗和有严重情绪问题的人才能听见了吗？

Phoebe：好吧，过来，给我你的脚。 （她开始按摩）。

Monica：我还以为他是个好人，你知道吗？

乔伊：（再次爆发出笑声）我不能相信你不知道这是谎话！

（莫妮卡把他推了沙发作为Rachel拿着购物袋进来了。）

瑞秋：你猜怎么着？

Ross：你找到工作了？

瑞秋：你在开玩笑吧？我训练了什么！我笑了今天的十二个面试。

钱德勒：但你却非常乐观。

Rachel：你会太多，如果你遇见约翰和大卫的靴子，打五折！

Chandler：哦，你知道我有多好...

瑞秋：他们是我的新'我不需要工作，我不需要我的父母，我已经得到了极大的靴子，靴子！

莫尼卡：你怎么付钱？

瑞秋：嗯，信用卡。

莫妮卡：谁该付钱？

瑞秋：嗯...我的...父亲。

[场景：Monica和Rachel的，大家围坐在餐桌前。雷切尔的信用卡都排开，并配有剪刀表。]

Rachel：哦，天哪，拜托你们，这真的有必要吗？我的意思是，我可以随时停止充电，我想。

莫妮卡：拜托，你不能靠你的父母你的一生。

瑞秋：我知道。这就是为什么我要结婚了。

菲比：给她休息，很难对自己正在为第一次。

瑞秋：谢谢你。

菲比：不客气。我记得当我第一次来到这个城市。我是十四岁。我妈妈刚自杀，我逐步爸爸在监狱里回来，我就来这儿了，我不认识任何人。最后我和一个患白化症的家伙是谁，住在一起，港务局的挡风玻璃清洗，然后他自杀了，然后我发现芳香疗法。所以请相信我，我完全了解你的感受。

（稍停）

罗斯：你现在要说的是'无论如何'...

Monica：好的，你准备好了吗？

瑞秋：号不，不，我还没准备好！我怎么能准备好？ “嘿，Rach，你准备好没有你的降落伞跳出飞机？”来吧，我不能这样做！

Monica：你可以的，我知道你能行！

瑞秋：我不这么认为。

Ross：来吧，你的咖啡！你可以做任何事情！ （Chandler正在悄悄把隐藏从早上他和Joey倒进了咖啡，现在已经死掉厂。）

罗斯：拜托，剪切。剪，剪，剪，...

所有：剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪... （她剪了，大家都在欢呼。）

瑞秋：你知道吗？我认为我们可以只留在这一点上。这有点像一个象征性的姿态...

莫妮卡：瑞秋！这是一个借书证！

所有：切，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪..

Chandler：（在Rachel剪卡的时候）你知道吗，如果你们仔细听，你可以听到上千个商家的尖叫。

（她剪完了起来，大家欢呼。）

Monica：欢迎来到现实世界！糟透了。你会爱上它！

[时间流逝，Rachel和Ross正在看电视频道完成它的广播播放国歌的一天。]

Monica：嗯，就是它（对Ross）你要睡在沙发上吗？

罗斯：不是不是，我要回家。

Monica：你没事吧？

罗斯：是的。

Rachel：嘿星期一，看我在地板上找到。 （Monica笑。）什么？

莫妮卡：这是保罗的手表。你只要把它放回原处，你发现了它。哦，孩子。好吧。晚安，各位。

Ross和Rachel：晚安。

（保罗的手表莫妮卡stomps去了。走进她的房间）

罗斯：嗯。 （两人最后一块饼干）哦，不

瑞秋：对不起，

Ross：不，不，不，走，

瑞秋：不，你有它，真的，我不想要它，

罗斯：分开？

瑞秋：好的。

罗斯：好吧。 （他们分裂了。）你知道你可能不知道这一点，但早在高中时，我对你，迷死。

瑞秋：我知道。

罗斯：你知道？哦....我总是想你认为我是Monica的书呆子哥哥。

瑞秋：我做到了。

罗斯：哦。听着，你觉得和尽量不要让我紧张的脆弱性成为一种任何一个因素在这里，但是你认为它会好起来的，如果我问你出去吗？有时？也许？

瑞秋：是啊，也许...

Ross：好吧...好吧，也许我会...

瑞秋：晚安。

罗斯：晚安。

（雷切尔走进她的房间和莫妮卡进入正如罗斯离开客厅里。）

莫妮卡：再见.... Waitwait，与你什么的？

罗斯：我刚拿到一汤匙。 （Ross退场，Monica不知道是什么意思。）

片尾

[场景：Central Perk，大家都在那里。]

乔伊：我不相信我的耳朵。

菲比：（唱）我真不敢相信我的耳朵...

Monica：什么？的I -我说你有一，

菲比：（唱）我说你有一个...

Monica：（对Phoebe）你有完没完？

Phoebe：哦，是我的老毛病又犯了？

所有：是啊！

Monica：我说你有一个漂亮的屁股，这不是个了不起的屁股。

乔伊：哦，你不会知道一个伟大的对接，如果它的到来，对，你。

罗斯：有一个形象。

瑞秋：（走过来端着咖啡壶）有人要喝咖啡吗？

Chandler：是你的，还是你只是提供服务呢？

瑞秋：我只是端。

All：是啊。是啊，我要一杯咖啡。

钱德勒：孩子们，新的梦想...我在拉斯维加斯。 （瑞秋坐下来听Chandler的梦。）

顾客：（对Rachel）啊，小姐？咖啡吗？

瑞秋：呃。 （另一客户说的离开了。）对不起，请你把这个给那边的那个家伙？ （递给他的咖啡壶。）来吧。 （他这样做。）谢谢你。 （对这个团伙。）抱歉。好吧，拉斯维加斯。

Chandler：好吧，所以，我在拉斯维加斯...我是莉莎米内利-

完

101英语的汉语音译
ni tao wan tou si la si te ying de si wei,
ra jou si le lou ying de la si de wei,
la jiu la wei sa gei you sa gen tie,
an de dai wei wei xi ma,
wen niao yi qi de wei,
a wei ya tao you,
ying de wei sa si tou,
an de wei du dai wei sao,

rei er si na fen de cao,
这儿是那份的吵，
zhi sang ga ya wo gui,
只是啊嘎呀握归，
cang mu ang,
亢吗忙，

yao wa gou wo na wo si  gai ，
友哇够迎呐喔事盖儿，
wei si ga de bi sang deng wang wo de mu,
这是嘎的必啥粉乱的们，
a ,jiao yi  bi na si,
啊，娇伊必乃喜，
sao lei si ya bo hang,
所类谁背哼，
bo hang ban nai her bei si,
背哼般那和海悲丝？

hei， di sei yi cha de,
会，达是噎卡的，
zhi sa de wa chi he de gou si wei da wei si sei wei si kao ao,
只是妄痴荷的勾是为达温图是卡哦，
ogei, ai wei ba li rui la ke si,zhu si na li wu de dei,
啊，艾薇巴哩润拉个事，这是哪里已无呐得哦，
yi si na de,
亦是哪的，
zhi shi qiu pi ea chu zhe ner,
只是求皮胞勾引呀途碟呢，
en na te ha wen sa de,
嗯，哪的还吻色的。
jia tu ha wei bei tu mei,
咋图哈为呗途美，
a， qiu san kei wai si gu,
啊，巧搬肯外词故，
an si san ding mi dou de ka pi tou kei er ya ,
俺是站定咪逗的卡皮提尔耶，
ai wei lai si an tao de li,
哎味来是俺逃的哩，
nai kei te,
乃盖他。
a ,tuo zai de nai,
啊，突在的那，
ren ai lu ke dang de ,
然哀露可荡的
en na wei lai zi rer si feng ne,
嗯那味来之这儿是蜂（鸣）呐，
rei er,ha ha ha ha ha,
这儿，哈哈哈哈，
ying si dan da de,
应是单达的，
da chi rui de,
达其如的，
ao a nao,
懊啊恼，
ao le wei sha ding de feng ne,
嗷老喔刹丁的蜂呢，
shi da chi chou weng,
其达起头嗡，
nao wai dong nao wa chu du,
闹哇懂的脑哇途度，
er wei ba li shi da chi wo chen an mi,
尔围巴力是大齐露肯按的咪，
wei yong ewa lu ken ya ying fe er,
围拥哇露肯呀应付儿，
fan mi ya sei ge a dan de wan che er,
全觅呀谁个而达的完全儿
dai de ten jao de qi mai ma de,
待得腾子奥的其迈妈姿，
wei qi xi wai wer rui wei er bi ke si,
物奇是万为玩味为尔比可是，
shei na fen kao si,
谁那玩儿告诉。
ai
哎！
yi si gai sai si ha lou wa ,
亦是丐噻是哈喽哇，
wan de kao mai sao fu,
妄那拷迈是奥夫，
ji you kei si mi,
即优开，司味，
dai zhe si wei sao mu luei chi de mai feng ,
逮着似哩些某累扯的迈封拽，
zhui bu mai si mao lin tai si deng ，
拽吧迈丝毛啉太细腾，
pou pi da de mai mao fen,
抛泼达的迈闹分，
tai bie de rang mai na ke,
太憋着让迈奈克，
ke gei,
可尅。
kai ou mu gei sa da ci dei,
卡柔摸给啥的此嘚，
aaaa,
啊啊，
de mi gen ei seng ga fei,
得咪给一丝宁咖啡，
sa hei kao,
谢啊嘿咔，
hei,ao ,a,
吭，噢，啊，
na mu ao ,nao ,ao,nao dong si da pe,
那姆噢，恼，噢，挠，闹洞是大坡，
ke lin sen mai ao rua te,
客啉瑟迈噢濡的，
da bu si lin mai ao ruo ao lang,
特别是离迈噢濡阿廊，
kei, ai ,ding ma gei,
格，哎，定没根，
tao mi fai,
叨比繁，
nao rai， rui li er wei wan hao tu bi wai wei ha pei,
那奥冉，瑞哩尔围娃唻途比万为哈佩，
nao yu dong,
恼欲洞，
nao wai dong te， hao wei teng shi lai fu tu mi,
恼为洞特，好为腾谁来福特途咪，
nai wen nu shu si lai bi en,
乃无纽秀是来复宾，
nao, ou kei,
恼，欧酷，
wan de si er wei wan kei ,
为的是尔围妄尅，
fei ke sai ding ang man ci,
非可噻定昂那次，
shei ding nou ,ha shi wai nao,
谁的闹，哈设玩闹。
shou tan ci wei shi er wei si lai si bin,
时候探次为使艾为是来复宾，
di lai sei da dao lang,
递来谁大叨唠，
a chao de ma ma dai zi lai ,
俺叨的妈们爹子来，
si nai dei,
是耐嘚，
ai shen de tai kei kuo di wu ao,
艾似的采可佩的喔，

hao wei lei,
好为例，
ci de si jie er kou feng kou a ga ci ma wo men,
此待得歇底峰口啊嘎次嘛喔们，
sa bin eai ci wei ye ye mu,
始达喷挨斯瑞也夜幕，
ao nai wei ha fu zhun qiu zhun,
俺乃无哈弗准球准，
ao nai wei ha fu ben qiu zhun,
奥乃喔哈弗奔球准，
wu ci wai ,
喔此为
a ruang nan be,
啊乱那薄，
sa rou,
傻啰，
a rai wa si lu ke,
啊瑞，罗斯露可，
you fen la da pen rai de nao,
友菲拉的喷瑞得闹，
you an gui,
友儿安诡，
you er hen ting,
幺儿害挺，
kan nai cao you wo ding yan ci wei si,
堪乃吵友哇定言词为是，
si zhuai de jiao en,
是追的交嗯，
cang mu ang ,ni sen gou ,
亢么忙，你身媾，
hai bu ci mao mao si,
还不是毛毛斯，
si bo ai dong wo tu bi sen gou ,ok,
谁不艾洞望途比身媾，欧酷，
ai zhi si ,ai zhi shi,ai zhi si fo luo bi mai rui di gen,
艾只是，艾只是，艾只是佛了比迈瑞地跟，

an de ai zhi shi wan na miu yin da le er,
俺的艾只是望那“妙赢大乐儿”，

wei chou,
瑞秋，

ao, ga de mao na ge hai, a ga de,
噢，嘎达莫尼卡，嗨，哎嘎达，
ai zhi si niu biu ding na niu a ten,ai ga de,
俺只是你儿彪有订哦你无哇态儿的，
na na na si ka wai de bi kai man se de you mai di yer,
那，那，那是丐喔的碧砍么噻的友为这也儿，
you a er, you a er,
友啊儿，友哇儿。

nai gai yi si ka fei,
乃给一些咖啡？

di kan ya,
帝龛呀，
ok,ye er wei ba li,
欧酷，伢围巴里，
yi si rei si rui chi le de,
这是亦是瑞秋了的，
na de lei gen hai shi wai wo de,
那的林肯嗨是在喔的，
rei si rer wei ba,
这是伢围巴里，
zhe shi qan le,bei bi,an en zhou yi,
这是钱勒，贝（菲）比，按嗯周（乔）伊，
an ,teng ru rui mu mai bai da rua si,
按，听没汝慢吧迈巴弟挼（罗）斯。

xiu er,
秀儿，
hai,ai,
嗨哎。

sou you wa na tao wo si nao euo ao,
所友哇那叨我斯闹哇，
a  wei wen bi fou wen  fai zi mei ci,
啊我哦问比佛问扶伺妹子。

tao ga di,wo yao,
叨伽帝，喔哟，
yi ci dao dai de ba li hao tu afu tuo de wai ding,
依次到达的把它哈夫啊喔吧发的卧订，
wou sen de si zhu wo wer kei ping ou de pe sen si ,
我物是嗯的是住屋喔儿尅屏奥的佩什事，
an na de suo ken ea zhi shi gai de bao che,
俺拿的索恳哦这是该的宝澈，
dei si wei er li,
嘚是伟儿哩，
gao er zhi si la mao chi gui de bao shi,
羔儿揭示了貌系怪的宝什，
wo lao wei sa  nai wei la si,
我老悟瑟啊乃味来是，
sui lao ,
思维喽，
ai wei lai si,
艾味来是，
wai wei lai si da dai wo si  me cheng dang bai de si ,
我味来之的带么腾荡拜的是
guei bao teng bai dei wei,
贵宝腾拜巴里，
ai na kou wei li sui zhao de,
俺那刻唔哩非叫的，
an na ci wei na hai de mi,
俺那夫狠的咪，
hang ma si bai wei la fan gui si bu cai dou hai de,
吭码尺巴里啦反归是吧蔡窦核的，
ji duo wo ne，ha you niu yi ge si miao yer bo che,
知道我呢，还有牛一个死妙眼不迟，
ai ni wei,
哎尼为，
ai ji sa chi gai de ao yuan lei er she di wan du ying,
艾只是其该的嗷，原来儿设的玩度影，
wai mai zhu ying ea ,sen hu ea mai zhou ying si fou er,
问迈度应哦，是呼哦迈度应是法儿，
sou hui hen wo ai zhi si nao ai gou ,
是呼嘿我只是脑玩儿够，
eou wan nan nao de you nai pan zhi chi pai er fen,
哦难脑的友哇乃，看着咫尺徘份，
you di yao la puo si la，an niu gou le zhe li si li,
友地只有了婆是啦，俺牛够了这了市里，
hei you wo si nen， bai di chi de wai ding,
呼友无事呢，被邀请的喔典，
ao , xi kan nao， ben na wen lie nei shi,
哦，系看呢噢，甭那问列内事，
jie li kan de mei na ma nu,
这里看着买什么驽，
tie ju kei mei na 。
贴具愧没呐。
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