田连元水浒传

每个人都有自己的亲身经历，每个人都有自己的生活道路，千万人千万条，各不相同，各有特色，但是并不是好人总有一条好路，坏人都有一条坏路，有的时候却恰恰相反，这虽不是历史的必然，但却是客观社会的安排。
今天哪，我所讲的这部书就是发生在清朝末年，不同人所走的不同道路的故事，这一句话可就回到八百多年以前去了。
这是哲宗皇帝在位的时候，建都地在东京汴梁，也就是现在的开封，京城中有这么一个破落子弟，这个人姓高，排行老二，人们都叫他高二。
这个高二啊，论文才，字写的不错，但是写不出好文章；论武艺呢，刀枪棍棒都拿得起来，但是跟人家一比划，常挨揍。当然了，尺有所短，寸有所长，他也不是什么都不行，他呀，也精通一门功夫，什么呀，会踢球。
在北宋年间呀，踢球之风盛行，那时候踢得那个球啊，可不是现在咱们踢的这个足球，那边那个球啊，外边的皮子，里边充填一些毛，中间有空气，所以那时的球字，就是左边一个毛字，右边一个要求的球字，这么写，。
   据说呀，这种球是在黄帝那年头流下来的，是不是无从考究，最早啊，这种球实在军队里边盛行，这士卒们最初是练练腿上的功夫，好增强体力，也算是练兵的一项了。后来呢，这踢球之风啊，就流传到社会来了。什么人都踢，最后啊，什么达官贵人，公伯王侯，甚至皇宫里边的人都踢球，把他当做一种游戏，有的还成立了园社，这个圆社，就是球社啊，这是一种群众组织。
    这高二啊，球踢得好，他怎么踢得好呢，他有的是时间啊，天天踢呀，他没有正当职业，出力受苦的事干不好，费心用脑子的事干不来，能干些什么呢？交些个狐朋狗友啊，帮闲混饭呢，一天到晚就是打架斗殴、设赌抽头，插圈砍油，没事踢球。
    由于他这个球踢得好，时间长了，人们都不管他教高二啦，管他叫高球。打这起，他这名字可就叫起来了。这高球别看他球踢得不错，但是不能当饭吃啊，不能当前花啊，维持生计，还得靠给人帮闲。
    这高球虽然没有真才实学，但他这脑子可也不笨，他有那么几个神经啊，特别发达，啊，他又歪主意，馊点子，坑人害人的坏心眼子，什么看风使舵、察言观色、帮红吃食，溜须拍马、阿玉奉承，栽赃陷害，凡是心术不正的那一套啊，他都会。
   这也叫一门专业啊。高球就靠这门专业，在天子脚下东京汴梁，虽不说混个玉堂金马，也对付个人模狗样，可是没想到，人有旦夕祸福，天有不测风云，高球啊，摊了事了。
    东京汴梁河桥旁，有个王员外，王员外有个儿子，本名叫什么谁也不知道，就知道他外号叫“九两半”，为什么叫“九两半”呢？那年头啊，十六两是一斤，他九两半呢，半斤多点，一斤不够，就是说，这位公子，斤两不够，少心眼，不够称。
    这高球跟这九两半搭干上了，两人交朋友，他知道这九两半，他爹有钱，砍点油。所以每天就跟这九两半吃吃喝喝，玩玩乐乐，交给他踢球，交给他练武，交给他作诗，你别看高球文武都是半瓶子醋，但在九两半面前，他成了圣人了。尤其到最后发展到逛什么。呵，这九两半更从心里往外佩服高球啊。
   这九两半心想啊“这人学问可太大了，怎么什么人间乐事他都知道啊，嗯？”
   打这起，他工这高球花钱，没有了，就从家中往外偷。九两半他爹，这王员外哪，别看他家有钱，人家拿钱没当钱，净当命啦，王员外个外号叫“生铁鸭子”，根毛不拔，你说他能让儿子任意挥霍吗？要钱不给，他不给啊，高球就给这“九两半”出主意，告诉他“编瞎话，装病，装傻，装死，想法骗钱。”最后发展到揍他爹，一棒子把他爹的腿给打折了。

再一个体会还是一样：语言是一个在创作的过程。
   高球为什么活起来了？记住我们学习所有评书的时候都是为了一个语言，不是为了别的。
    当我昨天试听了一遍评书五杰的评书一遍后，晚上听写了这回水浒传，这次由只喜欢单田芳发展到了喜欢所有的演员，为什么？因为明白了他们各自的优势。再次明白了一个道理：语言是一个在创作的过程。
    采访单田芳的时候，问：你的作品垒起来已经有30年了，你的记忆力怎么么这么强啊，看了小说都能记住吗？我就是看一个更概，知道从哪里来到那里去，剩下的功夫就是自己的创作和发挥了。当然那些发挥，那些删除要根据自己的功力，能够即终于原作，又能自圆其说。
    当对单田芳77部评书的开场白听完以后，啊各个都很棒，好在哪里呢？明白了。在听田连元的评书，还是很像啊，他们具有一样的素质。再看刘兰芳和连丽如的，啊层次感就强烈了，不是过去听得那么单调了，听袁阔成的也听出来了，都很棒啊！
    特别是连丽茹的有很多介绍自己平时创作过程的的评书，好我的；理解不谋而合，就是开始语言是一个做创作的过程，我的这个发现，第一感觉是是对的。
    先听他们的所有语音，找出最好的感觉的评书，来进行听写出来他们的汉语，这个和文本决然不同，创作改成英语，记住是再创作，不要以为是翻译。
   真正掌握了一回评书，就理解了评书的精神，将不同演员的进行反复对比，创作，就形成了你的英语和汉语评书内容。
   语言是一个再创作的过程。

As soon as this fan worked as the emperor, this end king has worked as the emperor, wanted to promote the trusted subordinate naturally. The lob, is in his mind most accounts for one of position people. End Wang Xianfeng the lob directs before the palace causes, before this palace, directs causes, is emperor the near guards directs the senior official high. … His this lob, some ministers said: “does your majesty, what this lob he meet, he will only play soccer, how can work as will be directing causes?”
     As soon as emblem Emperor Zong listens, as soon as the face sinks, is not happy: “I will also play soccer, I can work as emperor, why he can't work as will direct causes?”As soon as minister listened not to dare saying that as soon as thought: The emperor recognizes.
     A half year, this emblem Emperor Zong possibly has not been intentionally governs with these ministers was mad, this lob, also gave has promoted one step, this, promoted Wei who all of a sudden too led the government office for the palace, but this too Wei national highest military official. As soon as ministers looked that nobody dared to speak any words.
     As soon as mentioned that in this position, lob also thought the sale price multiplied simply, he also changed his name, originally is Mao Zipang, a request asks, is also that ball which plays soccer.
     As soon as the lob thought: I now was too Wei, I called this not to be a little inelegant, how too could Wei be called the ball which played soccer, simply, has gone to this Mao Zi, added to set up the human, altered to this ball, Mao Ba, he has also become the human.
     The lob worked as too Wei the first day, arrived at the palace graceful government office to take office first, one should the public official, the alley, the military governor, the jail armed forces, Ma Buren and so on come to pay respect, the lob sat in center, both sides the people stood, he opened the name register, was mentions by name one by one, opens three, Li four, king five, Zhao six, all people, the spot arrived, had one not to come.
     As soon as the lob thought: “how do I take office, but also has can dare? Can it be that does he despise me, I has a look at him is at heart who?”As soon as he looked that in the name register this name, ha, cannot help but is dials however is angry, this is precisely: “a rascal mounts the top digit, kindhearted suffers Yang surely.”

    Nearby this lob between lips shirks, but in the heart may think wishes one could in front of this great person dew dew. Carries the king to let him go on stage over and over, after this lob kowtows apologizes, stands up, the tight waistband, tucks in the front piece, flap flap the waist, has kicked the leg, he might get down the field.
    This ball kicks, this lob may say that has put forth the whole body posture in martial arts, with the fine time, the nerve high degree of concentration, the hands and feet coordinated, to tread closely, treads, treads. Treads, treads, treads, this ball, likely sticks to the foot on is the same, was flatters vigorously to the end king, causes end Wang Wan to say the interest abundant.
     This ball, after kicking, carried Wang Gao to be popular, told immediately: “arranges a banquet to the lob, stays overnight the royal palace him.”Was living.
     The second day of finish breakfast, told: “then kicks.”After kicking, this lob said: “I should return home.”
    As soon as carries the king to listen: “oh, returns home not busily.”Has not let.
    Has written a written invitation immediately, invited this Wang Duwei. Displays the banquet, on the one hand is thanks presents as a gift graciousness of the jade, on the other hand, raised to Wang Duwei, must remain the lob in the palace to serve.
     As soon as Wang Duwei listens: “oh, this is a minor matter, a lackey. Carried the king to have a liking for, that gave you.”
     Hits this day, the lob rose one step, became the end king to accompany. Every day accompanies the end king to play soccer, he will also be suitable the end king to speak. Carries the king, treats as the trusted subordinate him, keeps close.
     This matter, also, the lob to the end palace to the pairs month, wise Emperor Zong has not swallowed really fortunately harnesses, this wise Emperor Zong does not have the son, nobody takes a seat. The civil and military whole body of ministers discussed that confers the rank and title of empress end Wang Zhao Jiwei now the emperor. Reign-title emblem Emperor Zong.

    After lob this foot kicks out, has brought to the end king's attention, is plays soccer, as soon as raises legs, knows you big magical skill, as soon as when such looked that this ball, kicks well.
     Carried the king to halt: “who are you?”
     As soon as the lob looked that hurries kneels down: “the villain is Wang Duwei the trusted subordinate, presents the master to appoint, to come to deliver the jade carving to prince.”Said the words, presented that pair of wicker basket's young Jin chest and that jade carving both hands.
     The waiter receives take over, opens hands over the end king's front, Austria, this was saw yesterday in the emperor's son-in-law government office that thing, looked like the brother-in-law really to be also serious this matter, now end king not interest on this jade carving, on this ball. He looked the heart, has been called the human to collect this jade carving.
     Then also asks the lob: “looks like, you will play soccer. This foot kicked well a moment ago, what name are you called?”
     “oh, the villain is called the lob, kicked not well, a moment ago the villain with great courage had kicked a foot, looked at your majesty you to take on.”
    “you are called the lob, the skill in ball games to be certainly good high, accompany the orphaned family fate to play several balls?”
     “what person is the villain which, how dare to play soccer with graciousness king. The villain does not dare really.”
     “oh, this why not? Inside my this palace also has a chess society, the name is called “Qi Yunshe”. Also calls “the world garden”, entire day under person everywhere has playing soccer? Comes, to play.”

高球这一脚踢出去以后，引起了端王的注意，都是踢球的，一抬腿，就知道你多大的道行，当这么一看这个球，啊，踢得好呀。
    端王站住了：“你是什么人？”
    高球一看，赶忙跪倒：“小人是王都尉的亲信，奉主人指派，来给王爷送玉器的。”说完了话，就把那双箩筐的小金匣和那玉器双手呈上。
    侍者接过来，打开递到端王的面前，奥，这是昨天在驸马府看到的那东西，啊，开来姐夫还真把这事当回事了，现在端王没把兴趣在这玉器上，都在这球上了。他看完了心，叫人把这玉器收藏起来。
    接着还问高球：“看来，你会踢球啊。刚才这一脚踢得不错啊，你叫什么名字啊？”
   “唉，小人叫高球，踢不好，刚才小人斗胆踢了一脚，望大王你担待。”
   “啊，你叫高球，球技一定好高啊，来陪孤家下场踢几个球？”
    “啊，小人是什么样的人哪，怎敢跟恩王踢球。小人实在是不敢。”
    “唉，这又何妨呢？我这宫里边还有个棋社呢，名字叫“齐云社”。又叫“天下园”，全天下的人到处都有踢球的吗？来，玩一玩嘛。”
    这高球嘴里边推脱，可心里可想着恨不得在这大人物面前露一露。端王再三让他下场，这高球磕头谢罪以后，站起身，金腰带，掖衣襟，呼啦呼啦腰，踢了踢腿，他可就下了场了。这场球踢得，这高球可以说使出了浑身解数，用上了精细功夫，神经高度集中，手脚紧密配合，踏踏踏踏踏踏。踏踏踏踏踏踏，这球啊，就像粘到脚上一样，对端王是极力奉承，使端王玩的说兴趣盎然，这场球啊，踢完了之后，端王高了兴了，马上吩咐：“给高球摆宴，得把他留宿到王宫。”住着了。
   第二天吃完早饭，告诉：“接着踢。”踢完了之后，这高球就说了：“我该回府了。”
   端王一听：“唉，回府不忙。”没让走。
   马上写了个请帖，把这个王都尉请来了。摆上酒宴，一方面是感谢赠玉之恩，另一方面，向王都尉提出来了，要把高球留在宫中侍奉。
   王都尉一听：“唉，这是小事，一个奴才。端王看上了，那就给你吧。”打这天起，高球又升了一步，成了端王的随从了。每天陪着端王踢球，他还会顺着端王说话。端王呢，把他当做亲信，寸步不离。
    这事啊，也真凑巧了，高球到端王府没到俩月，哲宗皇帝咽驾，这哲宗皇帝没有儿子，没人即位。文武群臣商议，册立端王赵佶为当今天子。帝号徽宗皇帝。
    这球迷当皇上了，这端王一当皇上，自然要提拔自己身边的亲信啊。高球呢，是他心目中最占位置的人之一。端王先封高球为殿前都指挥使，这殿前都指挥使，是皇帝近前近卫军的最高指挥长官，他这一封高球，有的大臣就说了：“陛下，这高球他会什么呀，他只会踢球啊，怎么能当着都指挥使呢？”
   徽宗皇帝一听，脸一沉，不高兴了：“朕也会踢球，我能当皇帝，他为什么就不能当都指挥使呢？”大臣一听不敢说了，一想：皇上赏识啊。
    没过半年，这徽宗皇帝可能是故意的与这些大臣们稚气，把这高球啊，又给提升了一步，这一下子啊，提升为殿帅府的太尉，这太尉可是国家最高军事官员啊。大臣们一看谁也不敢说什么话了。一提到这个位置上，高球自个也觉得身价倍增了干脆，他把自己的名字也改了，原来是一个毛字旁，一个要求的求啊，也就是踢球的那个球啊，高球一想：我现在是太尉了，我叫这名有点不雅啊，太尉怎么能叫踢球的球呢，干脆，把这个毛字去了，填个立人，改成这个球了，毛拔了去，他也成了人了。
    高球当了太尉的第一天，先到点帅府上任，一应公吏，衙将、督军、监军、马部人等前来参拜，高球坐在正中，人们两旁站立，他打开花名册，是挨个点名，张三、李四，王五、赵六，所有的人，都点到了，就有一位没来。
    高球一想：“怎么我上任，还有干不来的吗？莫不是他心里瞧不起我，我看看他是谁？”他一看花名册上这个名字啊，哈哈，不由得是拨然大怒，这正是：“一个无赖蹬高位，千万良善尽遭央。”

This lob is the expert who plays soccer, understands this, at this time cannot disturb. Can only look in side that he stands outside the gathering place, looked that this ball kicks, kicks, “treads, treads, treads, treads” his at heart good worry.
     His anxious anything, he will play soccer. Likely looks at the chess to be the same, under meeting that old wants to kibitz, although on the checkerboard is writing " the view chess not language real gentleman ", when the time comes he also cannot hold. Lob at this time is this kind of situation. Annoyed spirited, looks at that small palace gate to kick not much. The lob side is equaling at heart, if I come up well this!
     Oh, he at heart is also very clear, wears this place, only need be honest, cannot be irresponsible in word and deed. Wrong walks one step, perhaps committed a crime.
    The lob is looking, some ball, this end king has not met suddenly, rolled has come to lob nearby, the lob, true enlightenment their ability obviously have not been coming out. Now looks that has been low the ball to oneself heel, this is the dog canopy door curtain screen, shows one's skill.
    By now he one be sideways, stepped the left leg, leans the right leg, has used a slanting body mandarin duck leg, leaps. Do not look that this, must appear his time comes, must appear his skill comes, must appear his figure comes, pa, this ball kicked, directly soared the end king.
     This foot kicks, compared to delivers adeptly, this foot to the lob, that may call is an essential foot. This foot, kicked his life new journey, kicked his destiny a new departure, kicked his nabobism, kicked his supreme power and influence. If the life gain of fame and fortune, has the words which strives for success, has takes skillfully, then the lob is takes to take skillfully skillfully, others work wholeheartedly have not obtained, he used a foot to obtain gently. He also calculates in the Chinese history the unusual lucky fellow.

He this praises, Wang Duwei spoke: “hi hi hi, this also almost, but also some Yulong pen rack you have not looked, is also this person carves, that Long Diao sees the time, if catches up with the rain Oh, could soar, lives! Like this, these two lions, that Yulong pen rack, I will send for to you to send to tomorrow in addition.”
    End Wang Ting, has been very happy: “, so mentions, I must thank kindness deeply!”
     “, some small gadget, could not calculate that anything, you will be waiting tomorrow in the palace, could see.”
    is good, to the second day, Wang Duwei has added on that lion that Yulong pen rack, has been abundant with a small essence box, also used a yellow blue pocket, has written correspondence, has given the lob together, let him deliver these inside the end royal palace to give the end king.
    The lob has listened, is also at heart one happy, to the emperor's son-in-law government office, how to return to inside this royal palace to transfer? , The lob is taking this thing, jumping with joy arrived at the end king's imperial city gate, to a city gatekeeper saying, the city gatekeeper lets him in the outside slightly marquis, went toward inside were not many when to come out, told the lob: “carries the king thousand years old, which does this play soccer inside that rear court, your I come.”
     A lob tin, was arriving at the rear apartments with this city gatekeeper, as soon as such looked to this rear apartments, drinks, this garden is really big. The surroundings have several to look at the mountain road, middle in the field has several small palace gates to accompany end Wang Zhao Ji to play soccer in that.
     This end king, the head wears a soft gauze Donkin, this Tang Xinna, is one kind of ordinary hat which the Tang Dynasty king wears, to the Song Dynasty, some aristocrats has liked Dai Zhei planting the hat, a time, demonstrates its sale price noble. He wears the purple to embroider the imperial robe, the waist is the civil and military double Guangzhou ribbon, the imperial robe double lapel is pulling up is tucking in this ribbon, under the foot puts on pair of thin bottom double phoenix boots, this son, this ball is kicking concentrates on completely, meticulous.

After the lob has listened, is also at heart one happy, to the emperor's son-in-law government office inside the attendant, this also was really the emperor's family, the human walked toward the high place, the water toward the low spot class, I was a higher Vietnam does not dislike high, could that also how also not go? .
    The lob said: “the villain is willing to listen to the master to arrange.”
    A Su Dongpo letter, delivered this lob emperor's son-in-law government office Wang Duwei there to go. This Wang Duwei, is surnamed Wang Ming virtuous, the character handsome minister, is the god ancestor's emperor's son-in-law, now emperor wise ancestor's husband of younger sister.
    Lob after his this government office inside, has not let him transcribe the writing, lets him work as attendant a along with, this came the lob to be possible to give full play.
    Why? Lob this person, most will watch a person's every mood, realized that lord's intention, pillar self-satisfied anything, he will come anything. Day long Wang Duwei also very recognizes to the lob, thought that this person will handle matters, will speak.
    the this Son of Heaven emperor's son-in-law celebrates a birthday, that has been natural, this day, the relatives and friends have come, is worth mentioning also has an honored guest, who? End Wang Zhao is robust, this Zhao Ji is the god Emperor Zong 11th son, now emperor wise ancestor's younger brother, king emperor's son-in-law's wife's younger brother, is also called crown prince crown prince.
    This crown prince, young pretty, loose clean, the polite arts nothing which is not pass, play soccer until dawn nothing which is not well, the bamboo adjusts the silk, plays musical instruments the dance, that is a body in the imperial palace in the top digit government office wave juniors.
     As soon as that prince arrives at the emperor's son-in-law government office, was naturally must let arrive chief, emperor's son-in-law government office's long-lived feast that did not need to say. Eats drinks, then from is the world commodity, in society thin. The common people looked that does not look, buys thing which cannot buy. When that one each one is the full belch turns straight, the liquor gas is suitable the perspiration pore thorn to brave, to buy straight, when is, was red in the face, has eaten to the full, drank fully, took a stroll for end Wang Liu reaches arrives at inside Wang Duwei the studio to come.
    To the studio in such, accidentally he had discovered a Yangzhou US jade carving's pleasant lion, drinks, this lion carves vividness, lifelike, sticks the labor to be exquisite, the knife labor was careful, carries Wang Zhao Ji to take this lion to appreciate a long time: “psst, this is pair of high-quality goods.”

As soon as the Dong storekeeper read the letter that has equaled at heart, this lob was not harms in the past supernumerary official Wang helter-skelter that boy? Supernumerary official because Wang son nine two halves fail to study with him, discounted his father's leg, has lived in the jail. Afterward these nine two halves have been insane inside the jail, because supernumerary official Wang thinks the son, has died of illness, his sponsor remarried. This whole family defendant ball made is with one's family broken up and decimated, has dispersed rack
    Today Liu Dalang delivered him our family to come, this was looks that our family day passed very good. Has sent this to us, our family was probably also quick. It is not good, this is an unlucky star, I cannot let him wait for a long time in here.
     But on the surface has not been able to offend, as the saying goes: Rather offends is a gentleman, does not offend a villain. I must offend it, half stubble night, he, if put a fire to me, also.
    After the Dong storekeeper reads the letter, is all smile: “after all that time, you are the Liu Dalang friend, that was also naturally the friend of mine, ate meal first.”
   Entertains the lob to eat meal immediately, keeps inside the family to stay, treats like the honored guest. As soon as shook for ten days to pass. This day of Dong storekeeper said with the lob: “ the high brother, my this Chinese medicine shop, is a small business transaction, how many bright according to, you could stay in my here, feared that delayed your future, these Oh, I might not break have looked for the strip good road to you, I had found finally, did you know famous Bachelor Su Dongpo Su?”
   “knows”.
     “his that bachelor the government office, is not far to my here, there steward arrives at my here to get medicine frequently, is especially ripe with me, I held him to look for an assignment to you, to bachelor inside the government office worked as a petty clerk, your this character studied well, definitely may be competent, suffers the big tree to enjoy the cool air well, closes right up against the beacon light well excuse me. You if will do in the future, that has brilliant prospects. How do you look?”