刘兰芳 《呼家将》

     我今天说的这段书，发生在大宋朝四帝仁宗年间的事，四帝仁宗叫赵祯，赵祯即位不久，便传下圣旨：在普天下挑选美女，入宫陪王拌驾。
    按理说，谁家的姑娘被选中可是大喜事，立刻封宫纳月，姑娘家的父母、兄弟、姐妹、三叔、二大爷、七大姑、八大姨，就成了皇亲、国戚，平步青云，子头亲旦，这可是打着灯笼，也找不到的美事。
      你别看这么好，谁也不想把女儿送进皇宫。因为进了皇宫，与外界隔绝，亲人不得团聚，行动没有自由，等于终身监禁，进宫啊，就等于进监狱了。更重要的宫中美女如云，因为三宫、六院、七十二嫔妃，还有贵人、才女，太多了。
   不有这么句话吗？后宫粉黛三千，没有三千啊，也有好几百，那能各个受宠，一个皇上好几百个女子，有的都没见过皇上面，守一辈子，大多数遭到冷落，老死在宫中，真正的是守着有夫的寡，你像妲己、杨贵妃那样的美人有几个啊，就这两个人啊也没得善终。受宠者没有好下场，因为宫中争风吃醋，不把你害死啊，也打入冷宫，都是年轻轻的妖王，有一线之路，也不能把女儿王火坑里推。
       仁宗圣旨一下，是家家不安，户户不宁，有姑娘的人家，赶紧托媒人找婆家往外嫁。本来姑娘找婆家要彩礼挑女婿，这回掉个啦，都是男的向女方要陪嫁妆挑姑娘，三十多岁死老婆的鳏夫，就有好几家姑娘争，朝中大臣，也偷偷的往外嫁女。
    就这么，各州各府挑了好几个月，也没有挑着姿容绝色的佳人，为这个是，皇上赵祯，龙颜不悦。朝中的大臣也知道皇上不高兴，可谁也不敢提这个岔。
     唉，还真有厚颜无耻的人，拿女儿攀高富扶贵。谁啊？这个人是五城巡查司叫庞文。这庞文有三个女儿，两个儿子，长女叫庞金花，次女叫庞银花，三女叫庞赛花，大的二的都出嫁了，就是三女儿庞赛花待伺闺中，三个女儿就是小三长得好，她早就想找个官高爵显的门厅，可就是没个合适的，如今皇上选美女，她一想：“这可是个升官发财的好机会，该这我官运亨通，哼，把赛花献给皇上”
   头两、三个月啊，就跟他老婆孩子商量，什么时候把三女儿送到宫中。今天早上庞文厚着脸皮跪着磕头：“皇上，臣有一小女，年方28，自幼读书识字，如今琴棋书画，样样精通，而且精通音律，能歌善舞，长得嘛，唉嘿，可称得是端庄秀丽，愿意送进宫中，献给我主，不知圣意如何？”
    皇上一听，正在琢磨，我早听说庞文有三个女儿，都有几分姿色，不知是真是假？“庞爱卿，难得你一片忠心，速速回府，领女上殿，孤有面试。”干嘛呀，得看一看。
   “老臣遵旨。”庞文欢欢喜喜下殿而去。满朝的文武大臣，嚯，象开锅一样，议论纷纷啊。“哼，庞文太不知羞耻了，自己没本事，把女儿舍出去了”。
    “是啊，拿亲生女儿换取荣华富贵，真是古今少有啊。”
    "嗨，人生在世，要是不要脸，啥事都能做得出来。”
      “别说啦，让我把女儿带来了。”三小姐来了，大伙一瞧啊，真美，太妖艳了，庞赛花这两步道走的，一步三道弯，真实妲己再现。
        哎呀，文武大臣打个嗨声啊：“这个小妖精如皇宫啊，咱们年兄年弟真的小心点啊。最好皇上相不上，这个丫头落选，真的重修天仙庙，谢谢老天爷。”
       按下群臣不表。单说庞文带着其女进入八宝金殿。赛花名如其人，真像一朵花，这姑娘上中等身材，长脖小肩，风乳细腰，园臀长腿，小黑脸，漫长的瓜子脸，长得细皮嫩肉的，古鼻梁，樱桃小嘴，比别人长得好，加上浓妆艳抹，精心打扮，青丝高挽，插珠带翠，身上罗衫，薄如禅意，怎么就薄入禅意啊，从外边能看到嫩肉，要说她光着吧，外边穿着罗莎，似露不露，现在穿衣服，不都讲“薄、露、透”吗？就是庞赛华那阵儿啊，兴出来的，这丫头的身上的啊，还不知道挂着什么，魂披叮当，走起路来，小金莲，“唧蹬咯噔”，“唧蹬咯噔}，身上的那铃铛“叮当叮当”，听声音再看人，真是悦心赏木，好像一副春闺图啊。
    朝廷大臣阿，真是又想看，又不敢偷眼看，不看便罢，一看啊，个别的眼珠都不会动了，那些好色的官员眼珠子啊凝了，舌头也都出来了，激动地呼吸急速，心动过速。
    大多数都是正人君子，廉政清官，一看庞赛华一身轻浮，不是安份之辈，各个紧皱眉头，低声长叹啊：“唉，此女进宫，我朝必无安定之日!"
    

     Huang Cuilian wants to pass rescues the husband, the bosom is hugging a child, was mad Lian Kudai scolds: “the domestic animal, you cannot hit him, he are sick, stop, save a life, saves a life!”
     Pang Hu said: “oh, oh, oh, do not shout, the throat shouted that has broken also uselessly, who dares the tube? , Comes, the daughter, walks with me.”
     “goes to me not to go, I die do not go.”
     “humph, you propose a toast do not eat are made to drink as a forfeit, I thought that you are look come under attack.”Was saying Pang Hu lifts the hand, is illuminating Huang Cuilian, “pa” a mouth.
     This all of a sudden, the Huang Cuilian bosom's child frightens, “ha” cried.
     The child this cries, Pang Hu has paid attention: “, this also has a small bad child, good which the common saying said that “before remained one, to always does not lost hope”, this small bad child cannot remain, comes the human, plunges to death this little bastard to me!”
    “is.”The chaotic slave spent the snake to scold has come, as soon as put out a hand the child to seize.
    Huang Cuilian has been anxious, insane threw equally likely: “for my child, cannot you harm him.”
     “goes to you”. As soon as the colored snake raises legs, for trampled Huang Cuilian: “you do not know the good and evil really, has followed the country brother-in-law, but also does not worry the child? This small bad child is remaining is unnecessary. Boils!”The colored snake clenches jaws, congeals the eyebrow to stare, recommends high the child, “thua”, toward underground falls.

     Pang Hu looks: “, you are that daughter husband?”
     “good.”
     “the country brother-in-law, my husbands and wives are meet misfortune the human, looks at you to spare and not punish too severely, outside the law bestowed favor, has put my husbands and wives. Meets.”Was saying, pulls the wife to turn around to walk.
     Pang Hu a little is in a daze: “? His husband has come, how to manage? Is called him to walk, that is called the human to laugh, heh heh, then I do not plant?”
     Snatches hardly not good, this boy eyeball revolution, the idea is careful: “halts, what do you call?”
     “Feng is suitable.”
     “you come just right. What this female is in my government office the maidservant, I spend 120 money to buy, five years ago turn by the human, I sent for to look in all directions had not found, could not think that met in here. Comes, grasps this to the child to me! Carries off.”
     The wicked slaves flap have come, any crooked wool, mischievous, one-eyed person, flowered snake, rotten vegetable outer leaf, sheep's horn onion, closes, puts out a hand to catch Feng to be suitable.
     Nearby as soon as Feng Shunwang dodges: “what does to catch us?”… “oh, you also dare to resist arrest the accidental error, you are look punch, hits to me.” As soon as the one-eyed person lifts the hand, “pa” a whip.
     Feng Shun has real skill, moves sideways to shunt: “what do you do?”
     “This boy meets two, comes, punches him to me, on together.”Six wicked slaves close, beat.
         Feng Shun is sick just, the under foot with, has not been trampled by a wicked slave foot falls face down, falls face down does not have. The wicked slaves dingdong, the pingpong, this hit, is hit the tumbling!

“oh, do not walk!”Pang Hu one arrow step overruns, the sound of something being struck or falling to the ground, puts out a hand to hold Huang Cuilian's jade wrist. … “oh, what did you say? You are human who gets married? Hi, the country brother-in-law does not shut out, I like the live Chinese wife. Walks with me.”
    “oh, the country brother-in-law, you put the respect spot!”
    “other hypocrisy, probably you properly resemble? If you a pure and chaste row female, should defend the pure and chaste? Does is carrying your man, above the avenue, shows face in public wants the change, gangs up with me? You or gang up with me, I can come in?”
    “oh, I am lived compel, earns living before the street, is to make money, treats an illness to the husband.”
    “not is the money? The country brother-in-law is very rich, to come, comes, my little relative.”Was saying, toward bosom area.
    On this son, some people shout: “the Pang nation's uncle, stops!”
    “!”As soon as Pang Hu frightens trembles, has loosened the hand, looks up, an eye advance party person, the old man tall person, has looked pale, the bosom is hugging a little girl.
    As soon as Huang looked that was her husband Feng is suitable, hurries to run, “my lord.”Was saying has met the child.
     Feng Shun is the strip dauntless man, because impoverished is disappointed, also has not disbursed money saying that but only then lets the wife earn living before the street, earns living makes money always compared to begs for food, he looked that the wife has not come back quite a while, did not feel relieved, hugged the child to find on the street.
     Catches up with Pang Hu to tease the wife really, is mad hates, to wish one could a fist to make into the Pang tiger a meat patty.
      Another thought: Others are rich and powerful, I am the patient who wanders destitute far from home, once annoys has an accident must, this three person life is unable to say for certain, but this tone is not good swallows.
       He nips the lip tightly, suppresses oneself sentiment, pulled down the voice saying:“the country brother-in-law, Feng Shun salutes to you.”Speaks of this, the tear must fall down.

    Said that splash knelt down. Which does the watching the fun person, suddenly have heart of the sympathetic, some people took out money toward in still.
     As soon as Pang Hu looked that has been happy: “oh, the daughter, you looked that this group of people, all are his mother's poor wretches, such an article, can two article's giving, when sufficiently collect the treating an illness money, the going home money? Gives. Which do your these people, deliver richly toward tile-roofed house banister Qin Luo Chuguan, do not give up for this daughter, humph, the country brother-in-law, has Germany quite, looked that you have been too pitiful, such manages, I give you 202 money. Oh, you are taking to your husband, east is called him to hug the child to report, you walk with me. , The daughter to my family, eats the delicacies of every kind, puts on the silks and satins, speaks the truth, my family cleans a pot the water, is also bigger than your family 30 evening stuffed dumpling stuffing's perquisite, comes.”
    Was saying, as soon as he teases to Huang Cuilian, surrounds the human who watches the fun to listen, is not the words: “oh, this boy does anything, sexually harasses the people female, but also scolds us, punches him.”
   As soon as Pang Hu stares the eyeball: “what does? Wants to revolt. Ah? You knew that who I am? I am the emperor two brothers-in-law, the western palace empress's milk brother. Before west child, palace, the bank censor Pang article school Wei, two country brothers-in-law, Pang tiger. Humph, the emperor listens to my younger sister now, my younger sister listens to me, you leave take the mouse to mind others' business. , Oh, the daughter, comes.”
    Huang Cuilian has a scare, did not dare saying that was only willing to salute again and again: “yao, the country brother-in-law, do not crack a joke, am I the married woman, person of the woman who has lost her virginity, how the country brother-in-law watch with the tail of eye, the youngest daughter asks to be excused.”Was saying stands up must walk.

     How did the Pang Hu messenger shout that this group sons have not heard, stretches the neck to look. The messenger just wanted to brush the human who surrounds, has been blocked by the Pang tiger: “is being slow, I have a look, what inside does, is such lively?”
     As soon as he in the stature, looks at immediately toward the crowd, Austria, looked has understood, inside had to hit the skilled person to earn living, hit the skilled person to earn living anything not to be fresh, earned living only the human was a female, this young woman 21, 22 years old, wore muddily hang blue said that a on black silk satin carved Ma Zhaotou, full of something in the whole family Gao Tiao a red wool ball, spat shivers all over, the star hung the face, did not apply the rouge, natural beauty, naturally solemn, this female portable single tool, on chopped, under chops, in pulled up, outside delimits, was practicing the knife!
     Humph. The tool mark flashes, the body contempt swallow, the quick in one's movements, whistling the knife sound, the surroundings person applauds again and again. This female practices set of tool marks, receives the strategic move, long vented, nose tile temple belt perspiration.
    As soon as Pang Hu looked, these two eyes, look like three dog days of summer the mosquito bites toward the meat in: “good, good ha, if wants to jump, a body show, if wants to be smart, a body smiles. This black clothes, match a red wool ball again, is especially bright. Matches this fresh-faced small face again, on the face is hanging the beads of sweat, looks like the flower to hang the dew, bright. The boys, in the past, to the daughter were saying, got her goes home, pinched the perneiras to me to go, went quickly.”Was saying, jumps the discontinue, separates the crowd, he came.
      This, this female to numerous humanity innumerable blessings: “the numerous position philanthropists, the youngest daughter's name is Huang Cuilian, the husband's to name be Feng to be suitable, the ancestral home Shandong Licheng County, because of a native place three year drought and famine, Mi Guiru the bead, could not pass really, leaves the hometown, sought refuge with relatives to the national capital does not meet, does business compensates the qualification, the husband has flown into a rage launches a psychological attack, to get sick in the shop, wound around the flower, could not give the shop food account, I also had three year-old daughter, did not have the means really, before I only then arrived at the street, to earn living. Because your humble wife from leaves class Wugong, place in this big nation, the emperor under foot, which I, practices a few tricks, has gentleman who good is accommodating, for an article half article, helps my one, I feel grateful significantly. This life cannot repay a debt of gratitude, next life will be willing to hold the beast of burden moral integrity first also.”

     Pang Wen takes the daughter to trade the official to do, is a scandal originally, he actually thinks the honored dignity.
    “humph, I am emperor father-in-law, who dares to annoy me? Who dares to annoy me, I is called my daughter, in front of the emperor, considers him. Is called him to lose a government post the duty, this chapter of our Lao Pang family feels proud and elated. Groaning. The boys, tomorrow to the street on a quart official, will live it up the spot for me. , The copper gong clears the way, sets off the firecrackers, the main street and small alley, arrives to me. Is called the entire audience the human to know, my daughter works as the empress.”
     Under the messenger between lips did not say that scolds darkly at heart: “you do not know bashfully really!”
     Achieves the second day, the Pang family fathers and sons divides two groups quart officials, is Man Cheng scurries about. Brushes the pedestrian with the whip, fires the firecrackers, has worn several fires, has burnt 5, 6 houses. Found the Pang family, Pang Jia does not reason with very much, in the dynasty the official snobbishness, tightly was a vagrant must. Asks the Pang family fathers and sons to feast daily drinks, this master several drink blurry, runs amuck on the street.
     Somewhat founds a country the old feudal official to look at them, how to put on the boots, raises high the foot, won a promotion, does not know profoundly, is mad straight trembles. Is also loving the emperor face, annoys him embarrassed. Pang Wen thought that the whole body of ministers fear him, was wilder.
     As soon as shook the third day, was also praises the official last day, Pang Long, the Pang tiger troops to arrive at a lively street, this place, bought and sold the shop to concentrate specially, anything did buys, did sells, the cart, carried on a shoulder pole, Ju the pot, sold the food, played the monkey, performed in an opera, the target practice, earned living, the sea of people, should around walk.
     The messenger with Pang Long, Pang Hu said: “two country brothers-in-law, we trade the strip street?”
     Pang Hu said: “is not good, must walks from this.”
     “is.”The messenger shouts loudly to the distant place: “hi, two side shops, middle do buy, do sell are listening, the country brother-in-law praises the official to pass from this, quickly shunt. . .”Has pulled out several whips.
    As soon as hears “flap” to dodge toward both sides, shunts in abundance, only, gathers round among this street the human, these people are watching the fun, the spirit has been too centralized, has not heard messenger's shout, also has not heard the whip sound, they stretch the neck to look at the same time toward, at the same time shouted: “good, comes one again, good, comes one again.”

      Is also not. However, in the palace the girl, mostly 13 years old to 16 years old enters the palace, some had not known that what is called “the sentiment”, what calls “the love”? The interest in the opposite sex has not opened, enters the imperial palace, in addition feudal ethics and rites fetter girl, each one board board entire, does not look askance, “as soon as anything laughs grins, as soon as slightly smiles gives a tongue-lashing the tooth”, teaches, is the same with that klutz, is long attractively, is too again stereotypical.
     Pang Sai the flower is different, do not look at 16 years old, this girl disposition dials exactly, can sing and dance well, also receives two elder sisters to gradually influence, this sisters flirt with one another in front of the man, does not carry this youngest sister, main Pang Wenyao is occupying three daughters, trades the nabobism, makes one to flirt with the eyes specially, entices the man. This girl does intentionally the obsequious attitude, on the palace coquettishes, makes the emperor to feel fresh, as soon as therefore meets, the emperor was in a stew.
       Pang Saihua does resembles smile, as soon as the small mouth, the beautiful curved eyebrows select, fly both eyes, as soon as bashful smiles, then blocks from the flour, transfers fragrant qu, and so on emperors speak.
       Emperor also in this god! Court eunuch in the one side low voice prompt: “long live, long live. Three young ladies listen to the aim.”
    “.”The emperor has then gotten back one's composure. The three spirits hoped for, “”, also received.
     “oh, open-mouthed. The match spends young lady the appearance like angel, the being possible be called causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman, I seal your noble concubine, mixes in the western palace harnesses, instantly enters the palace.”
     Emperor several words, Pang on the match fathom the western palace empress, three young ladies are such delighted: “concubine imperial concubine Xie Zhulong graciousness.”
     Comes two palace ladies, supports by the arm three young ladies to enter the western palace, waits for the Saint to harness.
     The emperor passes on the aim: “seals west emperor's father-in-law Pang Wenwei the Taiwan censor, two. Pang Wen two sons Pang Long, Pang tiger. Also before is Brother Pang Sai colored two is the palace, school Wei. Pang Wenda uncle Huang Wenbing, in the past, was leads the government office the armed forces, now seals the Zhenjing troop commander. Two sons-in-law Wang Xiaohu seals for the vice-troop commander”.
     Is related with the Pang family, has a reason, seals the government position every large or small. Let the Pang article fathers and sons praise the official in the national capital on third, then takes up an official post, this is called one “the human to obtain enlightenment, followerss gain”.

      Also that Pang Sai the flower, was beautifully attired walks seems the wind suspends the willow, arrived at Dan the pond, to four emperors real ancestor, knelt down and bow respect with both hands clasped floatingly, opened the red lips lightly, spat the sound sound slowly: “feudal official female Pang Saihua, see also in the Saint, looks at me to advocate long live, long live, long live”
     Hey, this sound has been too good, probably rips the fine silks, hits the winecup, the bird calls, the oriole cry, bumps into a fat boy to fall place one, is really more listens more to like listening, real Zong Mang said: “oh, the beautiful woman, gains ground.”
     “your humble wife lives uglily, does not dare to gain ground, feared that has the startled Saint to harness.”
      As soon as the emperor listened to worry, more did not let look, more wanted to look: “oh, I am not strange am.”
     “the feudal official female obeys the aim.”
      Pang Sai the flower, the back is kneeling to the emperor, outside the face flushes, must gain ground, she should stand, has transferred the body, flushes the emperor the face, she does not have. But is “brushes pulls”, as soon as shakes the long sleeve, comes to lie looks at the skillful cloud. This calls 360-and-a-half degrees to turn around, the face shows a faint smile to the emperor, as soon as may also call to turn the head smiles. This smiles, emperor that soul, “de” drills from the Lady Wa palace, this may the state of mind leave the sheath!
     On this body, light, mounts the clouds and rides the mist likely is the same. He stands up hurriedly the stature, hand-held Long Shuangan, searches the body downward to look, just right and Pang Sai colored judgment, “”, bumped in one, four items looked at each other, “”, stuck the same place, could also not separate again.
     Some people said: “the storytelling, the storytelling, you said have been too unreliable, had that big charm?”
   “has, if does not have, as soon as how to have turns the head smiles the value daughter's word, how can have the falling in love word? This calls to fall in love”.
     Some people asked: “in the palace the beautiful woman are innumerable, how? Does not have attractively, thought that the zhubajie he two maternal aunts resemble? How has the emperor solely had a liking for her?”

    “let alone, let me bring the daughter.”Three young ladies have come, as soon as everybody look, is really beautiful, has been too beautiful, Pang Sai flowered these two footpaths walks, step three curved, is really Da ji reappears.
     Oh, civil and military minister hits “hi the sound”: “this small spirit like imperial palace, our polite form of address among same-year graduates in the imperial civil service examination system year younger brother really careful spot. The best emperor on, this girl does not fail to be elected, really repairs the angel temple, thanks the God.”
     Presses down the whole body of ministers not to show, said only Pang Wendai its female is entering the eight precious ingredients palace. If the match household register the human, looks like a flower really, on this girl medium stature, the long neck small shoulder, the wind young slender waist, the round buttocks longleg, the small black face, the long oval face, is long the soft and fair skin, the drum bridge of the nose, the cherry small mouth, well compared to others, in addition beautifully makes up, the careful appearance, the black hair pulls high, inserts the bead belt green jade, on the body the Luo unlined upper garment, thin like imperial sacrifices Italy.
    How on to enter imperial sacrifices Italy thinly? Can see from outside the tender meat, must say her light, outside is putting on Rosa, resembles the dew not to reveal, now puts on clothes, not speaks “thinly, the dew, to pass”? Is Pang Saihua that son, is popular.
      On this girl's body, had not known that is hanging anything, the soul “dingdong”, takes the road to come, the bound feet, “squirts the pedal thump”, “squirts the pedal thump”, on body's that bell “dingdong dingdong”, listens to the sound to look at the human again, enjoys the wood happily, probably a spring boudoir chart ！
     Royal government minister Arab League, is really wants to look, does not dare to steal a glance looked, does not look at that's the end of it, as soon as looked that the individual eyeball will not move, these lascivious official eyeball “ah”, has congealed, the tongue also came out, will breathe excitedly rapidly, tachycardia.
      The majority is the honorable gentleman, the honest government honest official, as soon as looked that Pang Saihua a body is frivolous, is not the contented generation. Each frowns tightly, sighs deeply in a low voice: “oh, this female enters the palace, I face must not date of the stable!”