美少女啦啦队
Bring It On
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返回"美少女啦.." 2006最新一集美少女啦啦队的故事!少不了活力四射又养眼的青春美少女!
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美少女啦啦队
Bring It On
CD1 CD2
1I'm sexy, I'm cute
2I'm popular to boot
3I'm bitching, great hair
4The boys all love to stare
5I'm wanted, I'm hot
6I'm everything you're not
7I'm pretty, I'm cool
8I dominate this school
9Who am I, just guess
10Guys wanna touch my chest
11I'm rocking, I smile
12And many think I'm vile
13I'm flying, I jump
14You can look but
don't you hump, whoo
15I'm major, I roar
16I swear I'm not a whore
17We cheer and we lead
18We act like we're on speed
19Hate us because
we're beautiful
20Well, we don't like you either
21We're cheerleaders
22We are cheerleaders,
23Uh-huh
24Call me Big Red
25I'm Wh-Wh-Whitney
26C-C-C-Courtney, reow
27Dude, it's Darcy
28I'm Big Bad Carver, yeah
29Just call me Kasey
30I'm still Big Red
31I sizzle, I scorch
32But now I pass the torch
33The ballots are in
and one girl had to win
34She's perky, she's fun
and now she's number one
35K-K-Kick it, Torrance
36T-T-T-Torrance
37I'm strong and I'm loud
38I'm gonna make you proud
39I'm T-T-T-Torrance
40Your captain Torrance
41Let's go, Toros
42We are the Toros
43The fighting, mighty Toros
44We're so terrific
we must be Toros
45Yea!
Go, Toros!
46Yea, come on!
Toros!
47- Yeah! All right!
- Go, Toros!
48Oooh
49Oh, my God!
50-Nice rack!
-Oh, baby!
51Serves her right!
52Check out the hooters!
53Oh, shit.
54***Ring it ON***
55Hey, hey, Mr. and Mrs. "S."
56-Oh, look, it's Aaron.
-Oh. Hello, Aaron.
57Hey, can I help?
58Oh no. We're fine, thanks. Really.
Stay in your vehicle.
59Nuh, nuh, nuh. You sure?
60-Bye! Be back later!
-Bye, honey.
61Hi.
62Come on, Tor.
63Can't mark on you
in front of the parental.
64Bye-bye!
65Remember,
he's leaving for college.
66Right.
67- So are you excited?
- Oh, yeah!
68It's college, Tor.
I'm really stoked, you know?
69It's just, you know,
I'm gonna miss you.
70-Really?
-Yeah.
71But next year,
it'll be you and me reunited
72at Cal State Dominguez Hills.
73I'll be the experienced sophomore,
you'll be the hot, new freshman.
74Yup. It'll be just like high school,
only better.
75Dorm rooms.
76Hmm.
77-I got the door, Tor.
-Okay.
78I got the door, Tor.
79-What's up, Aaron?
-Hey, what up, buddy?
80-Hey!
-Yeah!
81Hey, hey, remember, when you
get captain, act surprised, okay?
82Don't jinx me.
83-Hi, Torrance.
-Hey, Aaron.
84- Ah, ladies.
- Good luck at school.
85Thank you.
86Oh, Aaron, come
to one last practice?
87You know you're still
my favorite cheerleader.
88-Oh..
-Please?
89I'm sorry, guys. I gotta run.
90-You're not staying for the vote?
-I really gotta beat traffic.
91-I can't be late for orientation. Hey.
-But I really want...
92Hey. Trust me.
You're gonna get it.
93-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
94-Did you vote?
-Oh, yeah.
95Darcy thinks she should get captain
because her dad pays for everything.
96He should use some of that money
to buy her a clue.
97Courtney'll get captain.
The guys love clutching her butt.
98She's got a lot to hang on to.
What's plural for "butt"?
99On one person, I mean.
100She puts the "ass" in "massive."
101-You put the "lude" in "deluded."
-Yo!
102Can I have all your votes?
103-Mine.
-Here's me.
104Thank you.
105We should get Big Red a gift,
106or at least someone
should say something.
107-Pass.
-Good riddance.
108-I don't believe in osmosis.
-It's not brown-nosing.
109She's the departing captain.
She did a lot for this squad.
110Oh, come on.
111Both of you sucked before
she whipped you into shape.
112Oh, whipped?
Is that what that was?
113No one will miss Big Red, Tor.
She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
114She puts the "whore "
in "horrifying. "
115You know,
116it's her last practice.
How would you feel?
117-Big Red has no feelings.
-Just testicles.
118You guys are all
great athletes.
119Thanks in large part to me.
120And I know that your new captain
will keep the tradition alive,
121Leading you to the record
sixth national...
122cheerleading championship
you know is yours.
123So, let's meet your new leader,
124-Torrance Shipman.
-Oh, my God!
125-Oh, Les!
-Oh, my God!
126That slut.
127Okay, Listen up!
I'd like to try a wolf wall.
128-Oh, excellent!
-Torrance has got the fever, people.
129What's a wolf's wall?
130Only the hardest pyramid known
to cheerleading and mankind.
131The words "big" and "britches"
come to mind.
132She's crazy.
She'll kill us all.
133Hello! Some of us have not spent
the entire summer working out.
134Right, Carver?
135Come on, guys!
Let's be different for once.
136We can't just rest
on our laurels.
137Why does everybody say that?
138Maybe a laurel's
a good place to rest.
139Come on, man. You guys suck.
Let's do this.
140One, two, three, four,
141five, six, seven, eight--
142-Five, six, seven, eight.
-Kick one--
143Five, six, seven, eight.
And one! Stick it!
144Come on, girls!
Stick it for me!
145Five, six, seven, eight.
146Go one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. Kick one!
147Good job! Whoo!
148Pinch some panties.
Someone's slacking.
149Do I look like a milkmaid?,
150because somebody feels
like a cow!
151- Carver, can you cradle out?
- You bet I can.
152-Okay, ready?
-One, two, down, up!
153Carver!
154Carver?
Are you okay?
155I'm fine, really.
156Don't you guys worry about me.
It's just a scratch.
157I'll be back to practice
tomorrow,
158so don't you guys fret,
okay?
159And I don't want you
to worry at all,
160because I'm a quick healer.
161I promise, you guys.
I'm gonna be there for you.
162You hear me?
163Guys?
Bye!
164I got captain.
165Yeah, and you sent a girl to
the hospital on your first day.
166Aye, aye, Captain!
167You were listening on the phone?
Mom!
168It's true. She really should get
her own private line, you know.
169She's growing up so fast.
170Justin, go away.
171At ease, Captain.
172Well, this blistering academic
schedule shouldn't get in your way.
173You should be happy about that.
174Why can't you accept the fact
that I'm not a genius?
175It just kills you that
I'm not an honor student.
176No. It kills me that you
barely make time to study.
177If you studied half as much as
you cheer, you'd be in great shape.
178-Your priorities are--
-No! Those are your priorities!
179-Mine are just fine.
-Look,
180I'm just saying that college
might be less of a shock...
181if you take an extra lab or
language course or something.
182What do you think?
183Will Advanced Chem
get you off my back?
184Not completely,
but it'll help.
185Done.
186You know,
187mothers have killed to get
their daughters on squads.
188That mother didn't kill anyone.
She hired a hit man.
189Everyone,
we have a new student...
190..transferring from Mission Hills
High School in Los Angeles.
191Please welcome
Cliff "Pant One."
192Pantone.
193Thanks.
194Loser!
195Loser!
196Wait, wait, wait.
Was that, uh--
197Was that the loser sneeze
I just heard right there?
198Guys, come on.
199I mean, what is that,
from like the 1900s?
200Nobody does that anymore.
I don't think anybody does.
201When I lived in Kentucky--
202Did they still do
the loser sneeze in Kentucky?
203No. They had, uh,
guns and homemade bombs.
204What about L.A.?
205There was attitude in L.A.,
but no loser sneeze.
206I'm pretty sure the loser sneeze
is officially dead.
207Sorry.
208Loser!
209Nice.
210I don't think they got the memo
about the loser sneeze.
211Uh, no, apparently not.
212Cliff.
213- Torrance.
- Advanced Chem... Yikes.
214Um, afraid so.
215Are you intimidated?
216Y-Yeah, a little.
217- Really?
- No, not really.
218So, is that your band
or something?
219The Clash? No, uh--
220It's a British punk band,
circa 1977 to 1983-ish.
221Original lineup, anyway.
222How vintage.
223Um, so I'll see you around then?
224Looks like it.
225Hey, hey, hey, hey.
226Whoa! It's sexy Leslie...
227and Jan,Jan,
the cheerleading man.
228Hey, fags.
229Just because we won
more trophies than you guys,
230that's no reason
to go get all malignant.
231Malignant this, tool.
232-All right.
-Right on!
233-One of these days, man.
-Let it go.
234They never even won
a single game.
235Gotta be kind of rough on them.
Besides, they're dicks.
236Les, tell me you have
Advanced Chem first period.
237Advanced Chem, first period.
238If you have a lab partner already,
I'm screwed.
239Torrance,
it's only the second day of school,
240and your academic insecurity bit
is completely tired.
241You know, everyone's saying your
ambition broke Carver's leg.
242When, really, it was the ankle
she slammed into the ground.
243Kasey did a massive E-mail
last night. Misspelled "Leg."
244-Shut up!
-Two G's.
245Apparently,
Carver gets home schooling..
246..for the next three months.
247I'm cursed.
248Replacing her is
gonna be a nightmare.
249Well, that's why you're
the captain, ..Captain.
250Bring on the tyros,
the neophytes and the dilettanti.
251S.A.T.'s are over, Darcy.
252And you're still jealous
of my score.
253Are we sure Carver's
not malingering?
254Carver will strictly be cheering
in Special Olympics until March.
255Nationals are February 10th.
256Regionals are in, like, four weeks.
257I talked to her.
She's cool with this.
258Don't tell me Carver
can cut school..
259..just because she
broke her leg in three places.
260Hello! Get a wheelchair!
That lucky bitch.
261Tell me we're not actually
continuing this masquerade
262and having tryouts.
263Let's cut the crap
and pick somebody now.
264Whitney's little sister Jamie
is really teeny.
265She'll be easy to toss,
and she doesn't give lip.
266-Just tongue.
-Kiss my ass,Jan.
267-I'd love to.
-If she's the best, Jamie's got it.
268But we have to see everyone.
269Ready, okay.
270Wait. Hold on.
271Let me try that again.
That was terrible.
272Ready, okay!
273Go, team--
274Ready, okay!
275Sorry.
276Ready, okay!
277Shit.
278Be aggressive.
279Be, be aggressive.
280How many cheers
do we have to memorize?
281Do we get paid for this?
282And do I have to provide
my own uniform?
283I see you guys are
wearing red.
284Um, that does not work for me.
285Ready, okay!
286R-C-H!
287Toros all the way!
288I'm sorry. I just broke up
with my boyfriend.
289Pretty good.
290Yo, yo, yo!
What's up? What's up?
291It's time to get busy!
292So let's kick this shit
293and rock the C.K.
off your panties, yeah.
294Give my regards
to Broadway
295Remember me
to Herald Square
296Tell all the gang--
297Excuse me!
298What's with the song?
299Isn't this the audition for Pippin?
300No.
301Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
302Sweet cherry pie, yeah
303Whoo
304Hi.
305Well, swinging the front porch.
Swinging the lawn
306Swinging where we want
because there ain't nobody home
307Okay, uh,
any more questions?
308I think we're good.
309Here's our girl.
310Rancho Carne's not all talk
311All we know is Toros rock
312Shake their booties
Scream and shout
313Toro players work it out
314Go, Toros.
315And Do I have to wear
those little underwear things?
316I don't like wearing underwear.
317Thanks!
318Excuse me. Where'd you
park your Harley?
319Get real.
320Tattoos are strictly verboten.
321Sorry.
322I got bored during fourth period.
323You need to fill
one of these out.
324Did it.
325Missy, is it?
326Okay, before we start,
327I'm afraid we're gonna
need to make sure...
328you can do
a standing back tuck.
329Standard procedure.
You understand.
330Standing back handspring
back tuck, okay?
331Where's this girl from,
Romania?
332- Can she yell?
- We'll try an oldie.
333Awesome, oh, wow!
Like, totally freak me out!
334I mean, right on!
335The Toros sure are
number one.
336I transferred from Los Angeles!
337Your school has no
gymnastics team!
338This is a last resort!
339Okay, so I've never
cheered before. So what?
340How about something that
actually requires neurons?
341Do it.
342Front handspring, step out,
round off,
343back handspring, step out,
round off,
344back handspring,
full twisting lay out.
345- Ha!
- Hey!
346Missy is bank.
347Uh, bankrupt.
348We've already
so decided on Jamie.
349Courtney, this is not
a democracy.
350It's a "cheerocracy."
351I'm sorry,
but I'm overruling you.
352You are being a "cheertator,"
Torrance, and a pain in my ass!
353We already voted.
354Besides, Missy
looks like an uber dyke.
355Courtney, I'm the captain.
356I'm pulling rank,
and you can fall in line or not.
357If we're gonna be the best,
we have to have the best.
358Missy's the poo.
So take a big whiff.
359-You.
-And you.
360-I mean, hi. I'm--
-A cheerleader.
361Uh, yeah.
Head cheerleader, to be exact.
362Wow.
363So does Missy live here?
364Uh, actually, she moved
back to L.A., yeah.
365Something about
evil cheerleaders or--
366Look, I'm serious.
We have to get her.
367Is her drug dependency
gonna be a problem?
368Cliff, shut up.
What do you want?
369I want you on the squad.
370You're the best.
They know it.
371They just reject
the unfamiliar.
372Thanks, but
no, thanks.
373I mean, I plead
temporary insanity.
374See, I'm a hard-core gymnast.
375No way jumping up and down,
screaming, "Go, team, go!"
376is gonna satisfy me.
377Look, we're gymnasts too, except
no beam, no bars, no vault.
378Sorry. Not interested.
379What are you doing?
380Nothing, I just thought that
it was interesting hearing..
381..Torrance's point of view.
382- How do you even know her?
- We're old friends.
383Ever been to
a cheerleading competition?
384Oh, you mean
like a football game?
385No, not a game.
386Those are like
practices for us.
387I'm talking about
a tournament.
388ESPN cameras all around,
389hundreds of people
in the crowds cheering.
390Wait. People cheering
cheerleaders?
391That's right.
Lots of people.
392Here's the deal, Missy.
We're the shit. The best.
393We have fun, we work hard,
394and we win
national championships.
395I'm offering you a chance
to be a part of that.
396Think about it, Miss. I mean,
You get to wear sassy outfits.
397You get to yell like you care
about something.
398She's not the cheering type.
399You know what?
400Count me in.
401Ready, girls?
402I said ....brrr
It's cold in here
403I said there must be some
Toros in the atmosphere
404I said brrr
It's cold in here
405I said there must be some
To rosin the atmosphere
406I said oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
407Oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
408Here we go, girls.
409Hey, practice isn't over yet.
410Nice recruit, Torrance.
411A real captain would've seen
what I saw: a big dykey loser.
412I'd say
that's strike two.
413What is up?
414I went out on a limb for you,
and you bail?
415- I'm not about stealing.
- What are you talking about?
416You ripped off those cheers.
417Listen, Missy, our cheers
are 100% original.
418Count the trophies.
419Well, your trophies are bullshit,
because you're a sad-ass liar.
420All right, that's it!
Get out of the car!
421I'm gonna kick your ass!
422Oh, really?
423Come on.
424You're in for
a rude awakening.
425-Get in.
-What? No way.
426For real. Get in.
427Do your thing, Isis!
428I said brrr
It's cold in here
429There must be some
Clovers in the atmosphere
430I said brrr
It's cold in here
431There must be some
Clovers in the atmosphere
432I said oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
Ice, ice, ice
433Slow it down
Oh-ee, oh-ee, oh
434Ice, ice, ice
Here we go
435Hey!
You guys enjoy the show?
436Yes, were the ethnic festivities
to your liking today?
437You guys are awesome.
438Really?
Ready to share those trophies?
439Can we just beat these
Buffys down so I can go home?
440I'm on curfew, girl.
441- Look, There's no need for that.
- I know...
442She's right.
443See, then we'd be
doing them a favor.
444Then they could feel good about
sending Raggedy Ann here
445to jack us for our cheers.
446Raggedy Ann?
447Ugly redhead with a video
camera attached to her hand.
448Y'all been coming up here
for years, ..
449..trying to steal our routines.
450And we just love
seeing them on ESPN.
451What are you talking about?
452"Brr, it's cold in here.
453I said there must be some
Toros in the atmosphere"?
454And You don't think a white girl
made that shit up.
455- I-- I--
456Our free cheer service
is over as of this moment.
457Over!
458- Finito!
459Every time we get some,
here y'all come, trying to steal it,
460putting blond hair on it and
calling it something different.
461We've had the best squad
around for years,
462but no one's been able
to see what we can do.
463But you better believe all that's
gonna change this year.
464I'm captain, and I guarantee you
we'll make it to nationals.
465Hand over the tape
you made tonight
466and we'll call it even for now.
467We don't have any tape.
468Really. We just came
to see the show.
469What? Come on, Isis.
Let me do this.
470You know what? Let's go.
471Wait a minute. So that's it?
We're just gonna let them go?
472Yeah, because unlike them,
we have class.
473I swear I had no idea.
474Well, now you do.
475Hmmph. You been touched
by an angel, girl.
476Jenelope, let's go.
477We just so almost got
our asses kicked back there!
478
I mean, I knew I'd seen
those routines before.
479We used to play East Compton
all the time.
480You really had no idea,
did you?
481Do you know what this means?
482My entire cheerleading career
has been a lie.
483Well, look on the bright side.
It's only cheerleading.
484I am only cheerleading.
485- Do you believe in curses?
- What are you talking about?
486I think I'm cursed.
487And why is that?
488This past summer
at Cheer Camp,
489all the new seniors
had to do a dare.
490See, there's this thing
called the Spirit Stick,
491and it can never,
ever touch the ground.
492Torrance Shipman, your mission,
should you choose to accept it--
493and you better--
494is to capture
the Spirit Stick...
495and drop it in front
of the entire camp.
496Do you wanna go my way
497Do you wanna go my way
498The future is clear
Let's get into gear
499Y'all are such
an inspiration to us.
500Well, I just wanted
to congratulate you guys
501and take a picture of you...
502with the Spirit Stick.
503Here.
504Do you wanna go my way
505Do you wanna go my way
Here.
506- I don't want it now.
- No, it's okay.
507The Spirit Stick
doesn't lose anything.
508The person who drops it,
however,
509goes to Hades!
510I don't mean to laugh, but
cheerleading urban legends?
511You're not jinxed.
Shit happens.
512-I have to tell you something.
-I'm on the phone, creep.
513I realize that, and normally
I'd be listening on the other line,
514-..but this is important.
-Okay, what?
515Ohh! Get out!
516Thank you for listening.
517Yo.
518-Is Aaron around?
-Back later.
519-Do you know when?
-No.
520-Have him call Torrance. It's urgent.
-All right.
521Big Red totally screwed us!
522I mean monster screwed us!
523I put this to the entire squad.
Swear you guys didn't know.
524Big Red didn't exactly let any of us
help with the routines, Torrance.
525I cannot believe she did this.
526I feel awful. It's depraved.
527I mean, those East Compton girls
wanted to grill our asses.
528Big Red ran the show, man.
529We were just flying ignorami,
for sobbing out loud.
530
We can't go to regionals
with a stolen routine.
531It's too risky.
532Changing the routine now...
533-would be total murder-suicide.
-Seriously.
534Let's not put
the "duh" in "dumb."
535How are East Compton
gonna prove anything?
536You people are unbelievable.
537I mean, we're talking about
cheating here.
538Sorry, new girl,
but nobody hit your buzzer.
539Look, I hate to be predictable,
but I don't give a shit.
540We learned that routine
fair and square.
541We logged the man-hours.
542Don't punish the squad
for Big Red's mistake.
543This isn't about cheating.
544This is about winning.
Everyone in favor of winning?
545I get what you're saying,
Missy, but there's no time.
546If we don't do the routine,
we've got nothing else.
547So, you in?
548Whatever.
549Get out of here!
550Hey, this is the living room.
It's public domain.
551Yo.
552Hey, may I please speak
to Aaron? It's Torrance.
553He's not here. He's, uh--
He's not here. Bye.
554Ohh!
555I'll take "Famous Losers"
for 200, Alex.
556Shut up, moron!
557
It's not my fault
you're in love with ..
558..a big gay cheerleader who
won't return your phone calls.
559Aaron is not gay.
560Oh, so someone just made
him become a cheerleader?
561He's just... busy!
562Yeah, busy
scamming on guys.
563Give me that!
564Bitch!
565Where is she?
566Come on.
567Oh, baby!
Ohh! Whoo!
568No way.
569Sexy mama!
570Whoo! Take it off!
571Come on. Go, sexy.
572Whoo!
573You're on fire, yeah!
574You sure I can stay over
your house tonight?
575Totally fine.
576My parents are at some benefit.
577They'll be pouring themselves
into bed around dawn.
578Good. We gotta start early.
579You'll be a star
cheerleader yet.
580You know, All the
cheerleaders in the world ..
581..wouldn't help our football team.
582Man, it's just wrong.
583Cheering for them
is just plain mean.
584Everybody comes to see
you ladies, anyway.
585Because we're such fine athletes.
Oh, live with it.
586You'll be fighting off major oglers
while we defend our sexuality.
587What is your sexuality?
588Jan's straight, while I'm...
controversial.
589Are you trying to tell me
you speak fag?
590Oh, fluently.
591And Courtney and Whitney--
"dyke-adelic"?
592No!
593-Are you kidding?
-I don't think so.
594Courtney doesn't wear anything
under her spankies.
595That's no excuse,Jan.
596I can't help it if my digits slip
occasionally.
597Nuh-uh. Slip?
Where?
598Come on, Missy.
Don't make him say it.
599-Oh, my God.
-My God too.
600You're a sick man,Jan.
601Now, ladies and gentlemen,
602put your hands together
for the Rancho Carne Toros!
603And now let's hear it...
604for the five-time national
cheerleading champions,
605the mighty Toros!
606Go! Go! Come on!
607We're number one!
Come on! Let's hear it!
608Whoo! Yeah!
609Bring it on, baby!
Come on! Let's hear it!
610Go, Toros!
611Come on, Toros! Whoo!
612Go, Toros!
613Come on, Toros!
614Come on. Yeah!
615Yeah, Toros! Yeah!
616Go, Toros!
Yo-ho, go, everybody!
617Why don't you let your
cheerleaders play for you?
618At least they win shit
occasionally.
619Is that the best you got?
620-Bring it on, butt plug.
-You want more? Okay.
621While we're out here
kicking your ass,
622your cheer boys are over there
scamming on all your squirrel.
623Which is cool, since you
don't have dicks anyway.
624Mm-hmm.
Bitch!
625Punk!
626Hey, Toros
That's right
627The red, black and white
628Guess what, guess what
629You really suck
630Hey, that's all right
That's okay
631You're gonna
pump our gas someday
632That's all right
That's okay
633You're gonna pump
our gas someday
634Come on, guys!
Touchdown! Let's go!
635Nice.
636- Fourteen-nothing.
- Go!
637Hut!
638And with 4.:50 left
in the third quarter,
639Losers.
640it's Costa Mesa 34,
Toros nothing.
641Come on, Defense, work!
642Work!
643Knock them down,
roll them around.
644Come on, Defense, work!
645Work!
646Knock them down,
roll them around.
647Come on, Defense, work!
648Work!
649Knock them down,
roll them around.
650Come on, Defense, work!
651Work!
652Knock them down,
roll them around.
653-Come on, Defense, work!
-Work!
654Knock them down,
roll them around.
655Come on, Defense, work!
656Ohh!
657Jan!
658Go, Toros!
659Come on! Yeah!
660Come on, Toros!
661You're, like,
totally his eye candy.
662God, I can't believe
you'd do that to Aaron.
663-Do what?
-Especially with him.
664What are you talking about?
665Don't play dumb.
We're better at it than you.
666You're having
cheer sex with him.
667Flag on the play, called against--
you guess edit-- the Toros.
668Remember, our next defeat
is scheduled...
669-for next Friday night at 8.:00.
-Let's go, Toros!
670Let's go, Toros!
671Let's go, Toros!
672Let's go, Toros!
673Let's go, Toros!
674All right!
675We're sweet, We got the whip
We can't be beat
676We're the best
Our team's too cool
677We got the class to rock
this school, ah, yeah
678We bad, we got the team
We can't be had
679We're the best
So score them points
680You win the game
We'll rock this joint
681Go, Toros, go, Toros
Go, go, go, Toros
682Go, Clovers, go, Clovers
Go, go, go, Clovers
683Our game is fierce
and we are hip
684So get on back
You can't touch this
685Our game is bad
We're without peer
686So get that weakness
outta here
687Tried to steal our bit
but you look like shit
688But we're the ones
who are down with it
689I still say we use
the routine we have.
690If we have to start over, I quit.
691And that's the game.
692Whoever here is for a new routine,
raise your hand.
693Final score.: Cougars 42,
Toros nothing.
694Jan's got spirit.
Yes, he do.
695Jan's got spirit.
How about you?
696Dude, you just lost.
697-So is every game that eventful?
-No, thank God.
698We have a real situation
on our hands.
699I mean, we were humiliated
on our own turf.
700We might have
to have a rumble.
701-This is a serious problem!
-Oh, so is your breath.
702-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
703- What are you doing?
- Um--
704Where's the bathroom?
705- Right there.
- Oh.
706-Good night.
-Night.
707Are you into my brother?
708No.
I have a boyfriend.
709-Hello.
-Aaron?
710Tor, is that you?
711Where have you been?
I keep trying to call you.
712Yeah, I know. I've been, like,
totally busy with school
713and practice and stuff.
714-What's up?
-Oh, it's bad, Aaron.
715Miss Red snaked our routines
from the East Compton Clovers.
716- All of our routines.
- What?
717They found out.
718They showed up at the game.
Gauntlets were thrown.
719Tell me you didn't know
about this.
720I don't know
what to do here.
721Of course I didn't know,
but you gotta calm down.
722This is not that big a deal.
723Everybody uses
everybody else's material.
724It's like this unwritten rule
or something.
725That doesn't help me.
726
We can't do their routine
at regionals
727
because they're
gonna do their routine.
728
Come on, Tor,
you need a new routine.
729That's all. No problem.
730Just hire a professional
choreographer.
731A choreographer?
732Look, just think of it
as collaboration.
733The U.C.A. totally looks
the other way.
734Call this guy.
His name is Sparky Polastri.
735-Pen.
-Remember nationals last year?
736Knows his shit, all right?
Here's the number.
737-It's 555-7219.
-Thanks, Aaron.
738You always know
what to do.
739Mm-hmm. Bye, baby.
740Who was that?
741My sister. Mmm.
742But you're not my sister,
are you?
743He says we should hire
a choreographer.
744Hello.
745Hi. May I please speak
to Sparky Polastri?
746He'll need three or four days
to teach us the routine.
747But here's the thing.
It's gonna cost us 2,000$.
748What, do I have the letters
A-T-M tattooed on my forehead?
749We were thinking more
like D-A-D-D-Y.
750Maybe I can get 500.
751Okay, then we only need
1 ,500 more by Monday.
752-What's up, Whitney?
-Hi.
753-What's up, Whitney?
-Hi.
754Here we are at the
Rancho Carne Toro car wash,
755raising a little money.
756Yeah, baby, yeah!
757Work it, Kasey!
758- What's up, Les?
- Come to Mama.
759Soak it up.
760- Working hard for our money?
- That's a good shot, Les.
761Give a little buff job.
That's good.
762Oh, that's attractive, Tor.
763Looking good.
Shaking the booty.
764Missy, what the hell
are you doing?
765Watch it! Aww!
766Dude, don't turn that camera off!
767Hey, perv.
768Hand over your 15 bucks
or get out of here.
769What are you doing?
770Making money from guys
ogling my goodies.
771Aw, I didn't need to hear that.
That was an over-share.
772Hey, Torrance.
Come here a sec.
773We'll just get this over with.
774My brother wants
to check out your rack.
775You know, I begged my mom
for a brother.
776He'd look a little ridiculous
in that bikini, wouldn't he?
777- Yeah.
- So, nice car.
778Yeah. Um--
779What can I say?
I drive hard.
780Shouldn't take long to wash.
781Don't even worry about it.
I got all afternoon.
782I'll bet you do.
783Where the hell
is this guy?
784Listen, we're lucky
he's even doing this for us.
785Prepare for total domination!
786Domination, domination.
787Y'all ready for this
788Great.
789-Thanks for coming. We're--
-Don't speak.
790You. You have weak ankles.
791One of your calves
is bigger than the other.
792Too much makeup.
793
Not enough makeup.
What's with the skin?
794Say it with me: "Sunlight"!
795Male cheerleaders.
Enough said.
796Smile.
797- Don't smile.
- Chicken.
798Good general tone
and musculature.
799Report those compliments to
your ass before it gets so big...
800it forms its own web site.
801And you,
I take you to be the captain,
802which means you'll probably
need more work than anyone.
803-Look, you don't--
-Shh!
804But--
805No, no, no.
Don't speak. Don't think.
806Listen and learn.
807I'm a choreographer.
808That's what I do.
809You... are cheerleaders.
810Cheerleaders are dancers
who have gone retarded.
811What you do is a tiny,
pathetic subset of dancing.
812I will attempt to transform
your robotic routines into poetry...
813written with the human body.
814Follow me or perish,
sweater monkeys.
815I want you to think
of what you ate today.
816Got it?
Now cut that in half.
817This is called a diet.
Everyone start one today.
818Darcy, honey,
you should stop eating.
819You see, when you skip a meal,
your body feeds off its fat stores.
820And if you skip enough, maybe
your body will eat your ass.
821Why does everyone
have to go on a diet?
822Because in cheerleading,
we throw people in the air,
823and fat people don't go as high.
824Come on, come on.
Let's get back to work!
825Ah!
826I want dangerous!
827I wanna feel like somebody's
gonna snap their neck!
828Spirit fingers!
Give me spirit fingers!
829Spirit fingers.
Give me spirit!
830Ouch!
831What? I told you I'd catch you.
832Look, I understand you have
underwear up your ass right now,
833but it beats the hell
out of a shattered skull.
834Think about it.
835Okay, now, spirit fingers.
Spirit fingers!
836And spirit fingers!
837- Oh, my God!
- These are not spirit fingers.
838These are spirit fingers.
839And these... are gold.
840One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
841One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
842Screw this.
843I did not sign on
for spirit fingers.
844Come on!
The spirit fingers are great!
845Yeah, whatever.
846We are so screwed.
847- Hey.
- Hey.
848What's the matter?
849You don't wanna know.
850Ah. Cheer crisis.
851I've just gotten so bogged down
in all this... crap.
852Well, if it's crap,
why do you do it?
853-I don't know.
-So quit.
854Maybe I should.
855Yeah, I mean,
if you don't like it anymore.
856-I didn't say that.
-Sounds like it.
857I don't know what I want.
858I remember back when
I cheeredat my school in Detroit.
859You cheered
at your other high school?
860No, I never cheered,
861but I know what
you're going through.
862And regardless of all the politics
and the doubts...
863and the crap,
864you just have to know
that you can do it.
865And if it helps,
866I know you can.
867You do?
868Yeah.
869All right, all right!
870I'm ready to make
a fool of myself.
871State regionals,
here we come.
872Welcome to the world
of competitive cheerleading.
873High school divisions,
874please check the signs.
If you're not here--
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