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1
There's nothing to tell!
没有什么好说的!
rei er si na fen de cao,
这儿是那份的吵,
2
He's just some guy I work with!
他只是跟我一起工作!
zhi sang ga ya wo gui,
只是啊嘎呀握归,
3
C'mon
拜托,
cang mu ang,
亢吗忙,
4
you're going out with the guy!
你要和这家伙!
yao wa gou wo na wo si gai ,
友哇勾引呐喔事盖儿,
5 There's gotta be something wrong with him!
有一定有什么事不对劲!
wei si ga de bi sang deng wang wo de mu,
这是嘎的必啥粉乱的们,
6
All right Joey, be nice
a ,jiao yi bi na si,
啊,娇伊必乃喜,
7
So does he have a hump?
因此,他有驼背吗?
sao lei si ya bo hang,
所类谁背哼,
8
A hump and a hairpiece?
一个驼背又带假发?
bo hang ban nai her bei si,
背哼般那和海悲丝?
9
Wait, does he eat chalk?
等等,他吃粉笔吗?
hei, di sei yi cha de,
会,达是噎卡的,
10
Just, 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
只是,因为,我不希望她经历了什么我是通过与卡尔哦!
zhi sa de wa chi he de gou si wei da wei si sei wei si kao ao,
只是妄痴荷的勾是为达温图是卡哦,
11
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date
好吧,大家放松。这甚至不是一个日期。
ogei, ai wei ba li rui la ke si,zhu si na li wu de dei,
啊,艾薇巴哩润拉个事,这是哪里已无呐得哦,
12
yi si na de,
亦是哪的,
13
It's just two people going out to dinner
这只是两个人一起吃饭,
zhi shi qiu pi ea chu zhe ner,
只是求皮胞勾引呀途碟呢,
14
and- not having sex.
而不是****。
en na te ha wen sa de,
嗯,哪的还吻色的。
15
Alright, so I'm back in high school,
好了,所以我回到了高中
ao rui de,sou ai mu ban ken hai si gu
哎润的,所俺嘛扳肯骇事鼓,
16
I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,
我在食堂站在中间,
an mu si tan ding de mi dao de ca fei di ya
俺吗始达定的眯斗的咖啡地呀
17
and I realize I am totally naked.
我意识到我全身****。
an de ai wei lai zi am mu tao tao li na ke de.
按得艾味来之俺么逃的哩奶裸的,
18
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
哦,是的。如果那样的梦。
ao ,ye, ha de da de dun mu.
噢,耶儿,还得打盹梦。
19
Sounds like a date to me.
听起来好像我的约会。
sang zi lai ke dei tu mi.
嗓子赖可得儿途咪。