西游记

听众朋友大家好，从今儿个开始，我给你讲一部神话小说《西游记》，要说这《西游记》的名字，那可以说家喻户晓，妇孺尽知，连外国人都知道，自从这部书问世以来，倾倒了数以亿计的听众呀，什么神话小书啊，电视连续剧呀，那动画啊，那简直一版再版，层出不穷，我们每个人一张嘴，都能讲出一段故事，那样说既然这样，你还说他干什么？唉，好书不怕多看呐，好东西不怕多吃，你说那饺子实行了多少年了，到现在逢年过节，我们大家团聚在一起，还想吃顿饺子，何况这还是一部名著啊，那么，电视剧有电视剧的长处，说书有说书的长处，电视剧演不到的地方，说书都能从头到尾详细地讲述明白，你说是这个理不？。
   好，闲言少叙，书归正文，现在我们就将全部的《西游记》。为了你听得明白，我讲的清楚，我们还是从头开始说起。不知道从什么时候开始，在远古的时候，我们国家分成四大洲，什么东胜神州，西牛贺州，南詹部州，北距泸州，他怎么分的，根据什么，不得而知。
   这个故事就发生在东胜神州，据说啊，在东胜神州靠海边，大海里啦，有一座山叫“花果山”，哎呀，这个山不大，但是俊秀的不得了，从高空往下俯瞰，绿树成荫，净是吃的好果子，什么仙桃啊，菠萝啊，什么苹果啊，唉，鸭梨啊，葡萄啊，等等等，是应有尽有，一茬挨着一着茬，因此，五光十色，故称“花果山”，在这个山的头顶部，就是最高峰，那显得光秃秃的。特别显眼的地方，长着一块石头。
     这块石头，孤苦伶仃啊，有人量过，高里下，是三丈六尺五寸，他这腰围转一圈，是两丈四尺，哎呀，上面还都是窟窿眼，完全都通风，到了晚上，你仔细一看吧，就这块石头是五光十色，也不知道这块石头，经过了多少年了，受日月之精华，精通灵性。
      单说这天，突然乌云变天，刮起了大风，下起了暴雨啊，大雨之声是雷声隆隆，呜呜，哇。。。突然，一道闪电，正好劈到这块石头上，就听到天崩地裂一声，“咔。。。”，把这块石头给劈开了，从这里边屋漏i出来一个石球，这个石球是光彩夺目，“滚喽。滚喽，滚喽”，就地转圈，而后，“咔巴”一声，裂成了三瓣，从里边挑出个石猴，唉，这小猴，随风就长，五官俱全，毛稍瓦亮，四肢活动的非常灵便啊，“倍倍倍倍”直蹦，一会跳到高处，一会跳到洼出，东瞧瞧，西看看，“啊，宇宙苍穹，这宇宙之间怎么这么美呀，简直美极了！”他是心花怒放。
   书中代言，它乃是仙胎，受了日精月华，天地之灵气，由天然而生，也可以说是个天生的个石猴，带着仙气，看着什么什么都新鲜，高兴的不得了，吱吱直叫哇，那么，尤其这个石猴的两个眼睛，放出两道金光来，比那探照灯，还要射出远多少倍，两道金光直射斗牛，“唰，唰，唰”，射过三十三层天，就直达霄汉，那，三十三层天顶啊，有玉皇大帝，偏巧了，这一天是玉皇大帝、王母娘娘和群仙在这议事的日子。群仙全到齐了，玉皇大帝正给群仙讲课啊，正讲着讲着，突然发现南天门外头两道金光，直射斗牛，嗯，玉皇就一愣：“心说，这怎么回事啊，哪里放出来的金光？”
      与此同时，众仙也发现了，你看看我，我看看你，都大惊失色，玉皇赶紧传旨，叫千里眼、顺风耳去看个究竟，你看看，这玉皇手下什么人都有啊，千里眼不管多么远，他都能看见，顺风耳也不管多远，哪怕你声音再低，他也听的真真切切。
      二将奉旨来到南天门，开门之后，手把无色祥云往下查看，奥，看了一会，明白了，赶紧返回身来，见玉皇大帝：启奏陛下，方才我们查清楚了，闹了半天，在东胜神州，傲来国的大海之中，有一座花果山，花果山上面有一块石头，受日精之月精，变幻成了猴形了，乃是个仙胎，猴子刚出世，看什么都新鲜，两眼望苍穹，故此射出了金光，请示玉帝，怎样处罚于它。”
  群仙也说：“玉皇大帝，你看，怎么处置于它，它是什么精灵。”
   你还真别说，今天玉皇大帝心情格外舒畅、痛快，听完以后不但不生气，反而笑了：“唉，世间的生物，由他去吧！酿不成什么大祸，不必追究。”
   “遵旨。”玉皇大帝一句话，不追究了。
   按下这咱不说，单说这石猴，自从出世以来，除了看什么都心想以外，他在上上，是尽情的游玩，哎呀，花果山，不光是他啊，这乃是猴子聚会之地，花果山的猴子种类，是最全不过了，什么长臂猿，短臂猿，长尾巴哈猴、短尾巴猴，什么金丝猴、银丝猴，人面猴，等等等，是应有尽有，除了猴子这个大家族之外，还有许多猛兽啊，狼虫虎豹，是应有齐全，啊，这石猴啊，人性好，跟谁都合得来，虎豹见了也不烦他，猛兽见了他，也不讨厌他，与他是和睦相处。本来这山上的猴群那就排外，但是发现这猴子的脾气挺好，也不计较，而且说出话来条条是道，有长者之风，这些猴子也不排斥它了，逐渐的也把它收笼到猴群，每一天玩啊，吃啊，乐啊，也在一起团聚，这什么意思啊，就是有人缘，就拿咱们人来说，人类就要有人缘，唉，你要是演员啊，就得有台缘，这般是天生的，这是从内外外一种气质，你不信有的人，他一句话不说，就是讨人嫌，瞅着就别扭，有的人就是有人缘，谁见到谁都喜欢，大概与他内在脾气秉性有很大的关系。这石后就有人缘，它不斤斤计较啊，走哪里都合群，又不拔尖，又不强斗胜，所以大家都喜欢他。


    

西游记   吴承恩



目     录(简体)

第一回 灵根育孕源流出 心性修持大道生  

第二回 悟彻菩提真妙理 断魔归本合元神  

第三回 四海千山皆拱伏 九幽十类尽除名

第四回 官封弼马心何足 名注齐天意未宁

第五回 乱蟠桃大圣偷丹 反天宫诸神捉怪

第六回 观音赴会问原因 小圣施威降大圣

第七回 八卦炉中逃大圣 五行山下定心猿

第八回 我佛造经传极乐 观音奉旨上长安  

附录 陈光蕊赴任逢灾 江流僧复仇报本

第九回 袁守诚妙算无私曲 老龙王拙计犯天条  

第十回 二将军宫门镇鬼 唐太宗地府还魂

第十一回 还受生唐王遵善果 度孤魂萧禹正空门

第十二回 玄奘秉诚建大会 观音显象化金蝉  

第十三回 陷虎穴金星解厄 双叉岭伯钦留僧

第十四回 心猿归正 六贼无踪

第十五回 蛇盘山诸神暗佑 鹰愁涧意马收缰

第十六回 观音院僧谋宝贝 黑风山怪窃袈裟

第十七回 孙行者大闹黑风山 观世音收伏熊罴怪  

第十八回 观音院唐僧脱难 高老庄行者降魔

第十九回 云栈洞悟空收八戒 浮屠山玄奘受心经

第二十回 黄风岭唐僧有难 半山中八戒争先

第二十一回 护法设庄留大圣 须弥灵吉定风魔

第二十二回 八戒大战流沙河 木叉奉法收悟净

第二十三回 三藏不忘本 四圣试禅心

第二十四回 万寿山大仙留故友 五庄观行者窃人参

第二十五回 镇元仙赶捉取经僧 孙行者大闹五庄观

第二十六回 孙悟空三岛求方 观世音甘泉活树

第二十七回 尸魔三戏唐三藏 圣僧恨逐美猴王

第二十八回 花果山群妖聚义 黑松林三藏逢魔

第二十九回 脱难江流来国土 承恩八戒转山林

第三十回 邪魔侵正法 意马忆心猿  

第三十一回 猪八戒义激猴王 孙行者智降妖怪


第三十二回 平顶山功曹传信 莲花洞木母逢灾

第三十三回 外道迷真性 元神助本心

第三十四回 魔王巧算困心猿 大圣腾那骗宝贝

第三十五回 外道施威欺正性 心猿获宝伏邪魔

第三十六回 心猿正处诸缘伏 劈破旁门见月明

第三十七回 鬼王夜谒唐三藏 悟空神化引婴儿

第三十八回 婴儿问母知邪正 金木参玄见假真

第三十九回 一粒金丹天上得 三年故主世间生

第四十回 婴儿戏化禅心乱 猿马刀归木母空

第四十一回 心猿遭火败 木母被魔擒

第四十二回 大圣殷勤拜南海 观音慈善缚红孩

第四十三回 黑河妖孽擒僧去 西洋龙子捉鼍回

第四十四回 法身元运逢车力 心正妖邪度脊关

第四十五回 三清观大圣留名 车迟国猴王显法

第四十六回 外道弄强欺正法 心猿显圣灭诸邪

第四十七回 圣僧夜阻通天水 金木垂慈救小童

第四十八回 魔弄寒风飘大雪 僧思拜佛履层冰

第四十九回 三藏有灾沉水宅 观音救难现鱼篮

第五十回 情乱性从因爱欲 神昏心动遇魔头

第五十一回 心猿空用千般计 水火无功难炼魔

第五十二回 悟空大闹金

   单说这年的夏天，天气暴热啊，气温高达五六十度，炎热难当，这猴啊就坐着那里呼呼喘气，四壁汗流，有个老猴就说，多少年来没像今年夏天这么热的，这么下去非把咱们热死啊，唉呀，赶紧到水边吧，找个凉爽之地去避暑，猴子吱吱直叫，成群结队到了水边了，哎，洗洗澡果然凉快了，有个猴就说：喔，各位啊，我们在这生长了多年了，就靠着大河生存，喔，这河的源头在哪啊？你们知道不？一句话将大家问到了，是啊，就知道这大河挺长，水面挺宽，水也挺深，源头在哪？不清楚，所有的猴就好奇，这么吧，咱闲着也没事，现在洗完澡了，也不那么热了，咱就顺着河上游头走，究竟看一看河源头在哪里，众位以为如何啊？
  “好，赞成，同意”。这猴子扶老携幼，就找这河的源头，这石猴也跟着猴群之中，跟着去找，他们翻了一上越了一岭，好不容易走出去也不知有多远，到了个去处，大家平身站住，抬头一看，哎呀，为什么呢，他们被眼前的景致所迷住了，再看对面，高耸的大山，是悬崖峭壁啊，这水就是从悬崖上头倾泻而来，一泻千里，而且这个景致也太美了，这瀑布宽里下有数丈，从百丈高飞流直下啊，激起了浪花，正好像串串的珍珠，闹了半天花果山，还有这么好的去处啊！看来这源头就在这了。啊，这，这水后边，也就是这瀑布后头是什么所在，这什么地方，谁都没来过。
  有个老猴就说：“各位啊，大家看见没有，这可能就是源头，或者说离着源头不远了。”拦着去路咱也过不去了，唉，那位胆大，敢跳到水里头，看看瀑布怎么回事，这后边是怎么回事？如果谁探听清楚了，我提议，咱们就推举他为咱的猴王，大家愿意吗？“同意，赞成，谁下去？”
     一叫真章，猴全傻眼了。不管长臂猿，短臂猿，长尾巴猴，小尾巴猴，谁也都不敢过去，与性命攸关啊，唉，正在这时候，那石猴分人群挤得前面来了：“嗨嗨咳咳，喔，各位啊，我去，我去看看究竟怎么样？”
   大伙还有点瞧不起他呢。“喔，石猴，你敢去看个究竟？”
    “当然了。”
    “好，你要敢看个究竟，看听明白了，我们肯定推举你为猴王。”
    “好吧，愿如此，各位等候了。”
      其实小石猴也有点担惊，为什么？因为水势太狂了，深不见底。而且打着数个漩涡，“哗。。。”奔腾而下啊，到里边被水流卷走啦，那就玩完了。但既然话说出去，说话就得算数，再看这小石猴，把牙关一咬，心一横，蹦三蹦，窜三窜，把眼一闭，双爪子往前一伸。“嗤，嘣，哗。。。”
    一流水线，是踪迹不见，众猴两看边看着，一个个倒吸了口冷气，要想看个究竟，也不知道小石猴是生是死啊？
     按下他们咱不说，单表这石猴，这一个猛子扎下去了，唉，突然觉得水势不那么狂，而且接着没有水了。他睁开眼睛不拉脑袋一看：“唉，这什么地方？”后头再看，身后就是悬崖上，留下的瀑布。就好像幕布和帘子一样，把内外分成了两个世界，这里边没水了。
     眼前是一座石桥，再往前看，石桥的的那，黑洞洞一座大山洞，凭鼻子一闻，有一股幽香，唉，小石猴仗着胆子上着石桥，左顾右盼啊，一看，唉，这世界也不错啊！
       唉，还有这么个好地方，啊，他心头高兴，胆子逐渐就放大了。下了桥，进了山洞了，等走不远发现，这山洞啊，能容达千人之上，就那么大个地方，高了下头，不知道有十丈，还是二十长？方圆数丈，这里边不尽宽大，而且石床、石枕、石桌、石凳、石锅、石碗、石盆，你别看都是石头的，是应有尽有。那猴群全搬到这，也绰绰有余，哎呀，小石猴东看西看，这窜，那蹦，溜达那么两圈，全看明白了。
     心说，待这一住有多美啊，多热的天，这里边凉快，多冷的天，这里摆暖和，唉，这才是个好住处呢，我赶紧回去报信去，探听明白，小石猴顺着原道回来了，送水里一个猛子，他爬上来了。
       那些猴都待着等着呢。以为怎么长的时间，小石猴肯定小石猴肯定保不住命了。没想到，从水里他又上来了，这猴就"哗"就围拢过来了，这个也问，那个也问：“怎么样？你上哪去了，你发现什么了？”
   “啊，啊噗，啊，诸位啊，大家不必着急，听我慢慢道来，是怎么，怎么，怎么回事。”
      他这一番话讲完了，这猴都惊呆了，大部分都信，有个老猴还说呢“真的？”
   “当然是真的了，不信，我领你们去看看。”
   “那行，那你就头前带路。”
   “大伙不要怕，啊，我怎么做，你们跟着怎么做，准保万无一失，所以我来。”
     小石猴一个猛子又跳到水里去了，那老猴跟着也跳下去了。有胆大的“蹦，蹦，蹦”“洞洞，咚咚咚”跳下去了。猴也不一样，有的胆小的，你看这玩儿行吗？到了里头出不来怎么办啊？一看人家都下去了，干脆，豁出去了，“啊，蹦，蹦蹦蹦蹦”也跳进去了。有那不敢跳的，一看人家都走了，不跟着也不行，恩，跟着也跳下来了。
      咱这么说吧，小石猴在前摆引路，大家陆续登岸，就来到石桥，过了石桥，就走进山路。
      到了山洞，猴们吱吱直叫啊，都说：“果然是座天堂，好去处。好去处啊！”乐得蹦蹦直蹦。
     另外有个猴眼尖，抬头一见：“唉，那上头有字唉，那上头写的什么？”
      也不知道什么年月，刻着字呢，上联是“花果山腹地”，下联是“水帘洞洞天。”
    “啊，这个洞有名，叫水帘洞。”
    “好哎！咱待的叫花果山，咱住的叫水帘洞。”
    “这就是咱家啦，就是咱家了，太好了。”这猴啊，私心都特重，到里头抢占地盘，有的抢石盆，有的夺石碗，吱吱直叫，争得是不可开交。
     这石猴就说：“各位啊，别争，人人有份，这地方大得很啊，啊，大家不必争抢。”
      唉，果然是人人有字，各家族全有一块地盘。可以则么说吧，在这一住，就安居乐业，谁也不争抢了。唉，人人满意啊！
    住这在那水帘洞啊，看来石猴立了大功了。过了几天啊，谁也不提那个茬啦，那个茬啊？不老猴许诺了吗？谁要探听明白，立了功了，大伙推举他为猴王啊，怎么今日都不提了，小石猴心里不痛快。
      在这一天，猴都聚齐了，石猴说话了：“我说，各位啊，我可听说了，人无信而不立。人多话得算数。我给大伙提个醒，没搬到水帘洞之前，你们怎么承诺的？说，谁要探个究竟，探听明白，就算立了功了，就推举他为猴王。我说都这么些日子啦，怎么没人提这茬了？到底说话算数，还是不算数？”
   “啊啊，对呀。”有些人装糊涂，有些猴心里忒明白：“这里说话能不算数吗？人家说的有理有据啊。”
   有个老侯说了：“好好好，我们大伙肯定说话算数。石猴啊，就这样吧，从现在开始，你就算我们的猴王。大家看怎么样？”
   “同意，同意，他就是猴王。“
    “人无头不走，鸟无头不飞，则么多猴，没头哪行啊，他就是咱的当家人了。”
    “哎呀，好，同意啊！”大家围拢过来，把小石猴举过头顶，哎呀，小石猴也高兴了。
      紧跟着有些老猴出了的主意，堆了个石头台，让小石猴坐着上边，高高在上，其他的猴，按着辈分，按着次序，分班站立，然后一起跪倒在地，奉石猴为大王。
        那大王也不行啊，叫石猴这玩儿难听啊，后来还是老猴出的主意，说：“这是一件好事，好尽美也”。
      “他又是猴王，干脆，从现在开始，就叫美猴王，大家同意吗？”
     “同意。”结果，从这天开始，小石猴摇身一变，就成了美猴王。这大家全都赞成。
        咱这么说吧，自从美猴王当家做主之后，井井有条，头头是道啊，安排的十分得当。把这些猴子分成班，谁干什么活，谁干什么活，都不许乱套。大家是欢聚一堂，活的没那么滋润的啦。
    
    

    

    Audience friend everybody is good, starting today, I speak a myth novel to you "Monkey", must say this "Monkey" the name, that may say widely known, the women and children know, knew including the foreigners, has been published since this book, fell the counted by the 100 million audience, as soon as any myth small book, the soap opera, that animation, a that edition of second edition, our each person opens mouth simply, can mention stories.
     Since like this, you added what he does do? Oh, the good book does not fear looked that the good thing does not fear eats, you said that stuffed dumpling has implemented how many years, when at holidays, we reunites in together time, good wants to eat the stuffed dumpling, much less this is a famous work. Then, the soap opera has soap opera's strong point, the storytelling has the storytelling strong point, the soap opera does not develop the place, the storytelling can narrate in detail from beginning to end understood that you said is this principle not? .
    The idle word little narrates, the book turns over to the main text, now we complete "Monkey" storytelling. For you hear clearly, I say understanding, we from the beginning start to mention. Did not know when from starts, in ancient times' time, our country divides into four continents, any Dongsheng divine land, west has Hezhou, south the exhibition department state, northing Luzhou, how does he divide, according to anything. Being unknown.
     This story occurs in the Dongsheng divine land, it is said that depends on the seashore in the Dongsheng divine land, in the sea, some mountain calls “Mt. Huaguo”, oh, this mountain is not big, but pretty serious, from the high place downward bird's eye view, the eucalyptus create shades, is the good fruit which only eats, any Xiantao, the pineapple, any apple, oh, the pear, the grape, and so on and so on, has everything expected to find, stubbles are suffering a stubble, therefore, bright with many colors, thus is called “Mt. Huaguo”.
     In this on head crown, is a high point, that appears bare. Specially conspicuous place, steadily a stone. This stone, alone and forsaken, some people have measured, high under, is three ten feets of six foot five inches, his waist transfers, is two ten feets of four feet, oh, above hole eye, completely ventilates, as soon as to the evening, you have been careful looked that this stone is bright with many colors, also did not know that this stone, passed through how many years, essence of the livelihood, familiar intelligence.
    Said only this day, the sudden dark cloud clouded over, blows the gale, had the rainstorm, sound of the heavy rain was roll of thunder, “ha. . .”Suddenly, a lightning, happen to divides in this stone, hears earth-shattering one, “carbazole”, for breaks out this stone. , the room leaks from this i comes out a stone ball, this Shi Qiu is brilliant, “rolls. Rolls, rolls”, turns circle, then, “carbazole Pakistan”, the crack has become three petals, picks up a stone monkey from inside.
     this small monkey, is with the wind long, the five senses are complete, wool Sonorous, four extremity activities are slightly agile, “time of” jumps straight, one will jump the high place, one will jump to is hollow, east will take a look, west will have a look, universe vault of heaven, between this world how such US, simply US extremely! He is ecstatic.
    In the book speaks on another's behalf, it is the immortal embryo, has received the date fine lunar corona, divine and wonderful spirit of the world, by natural and lives, may also say that is the inborn stone monkey, is having the fairyism, looks that anything is fresh, happy serious, psst calls straight ha, that this Shi Houzhei two eyes, emit two golden light to come especially, compared to that searchlight, but must project far how many times, two golden light perpendicular incidence bullfight, “um,”has shot for 33 days, goes directly to the sky.
     That 33 zenith, have the Jade Emperor earth, this day was by coincidence the jade emperor, the grandmother empress and the group immortal in this discussing official business day. The group immortal has all arrived in full, the jade emperor is teaching to everybody, is saying is saying, discovers outside south suddenly the fontanel two golden light, the perpendicular incidence bullfight.
     Jade Emperor one: “the heart said that this how matter, where puts golden light?”
    Meanwhile, the numerous immortals have also discovered that you have a look at me, I to have a look at you, has a big shock, Jade Emperor hurries to pass on the aim, is called the far-sighted person, the person who hears distant voices to look at an outcome, you have a look, Jade Emperor under any people have, no matter far-sighted person how far, he can see, no matter person who hears distant voices also far, even if your sound is again low, he also listens clarity.

    South two will receive orders arrives at the fontanel, after opening the door, the handle colorless auspicious cloud downward examined, Austria, looked that one will understand, will hurry to return turns round, will see the jade emperor: Memorializes the emperor your majesty, just now we looked up have been clear, after all that time, in the Dongsheng divine land, came country's arrogantly in the sea, some Mt. Huaguo, Mt. Huaguo above had a stone, rabbit of the date essence, fluctuates the monkey shape, was the immortal embryo, the monkey just was born, looked that anything was fresh, two looked at the vault of heaven, therefore has projected the golden light, the instruction jade emperor, how to punish in it.”
     the group immortal also said: “the jade emperor, you looked how handles in it, it is any demon.”
    Let alone you really, the jade emperor mood specially is also happy today, happily, not only will listen to later not to be angry, instead has smiled: “oh, in society biology, goes by him! Ferments the inadequate any catastrophe, does not need to investigate.”
     “obeys the aim.”Jade emperor a few words, do not investigate.
    Pressed down this not saying that said only this stone monkey, since being born, besides looked anything thought that he in, was playing heartily, oh, Mt. Huaguo, was not only he, this was place of the monkey meeting, Mt. Huaguo's monkey type, was most all, any gibbon, the short arm ape, the long-tail Baha monkey, the short tail monkey, any rhinopithecus roxellanae, the silver thread monkey, the person surface monkey, and so on and so on, has everything expected to find.
     Besides monkey this respected family, but also many beast of prey, the wolf insect tiger leopard, is should have the completeness, this stone monkey, compatibles with everybody, the tiger leopard saw has not been tired of him, the beast of prey saw him, also did not dislike him, was lives together in peace and harmony with him.
     Originally on this mountain monkey on antiforeign, but discovers this monkey's temperament very good, also did not haggle over, moreover says the words to come is said that has wind of the elder, these monkeys did not repel it, gradual also received it the cage to the monkey group.
    Each day plays, eats, happy, is also reuniting together, this any meaning, has the personal connection. On took our person, the humanity must have the personal connection. Oh, you, if the actor, must have a reason, this is inborn, this is from the inside and outside outside one makings. You do not believe some people, his a few words did not say, is annoying, takes a look is leaving. Some people have the personal connection, who saw that everybody likes, has the very big relations probably with his intrinsic temperament mental disposition. This Shi Houjiu has the personal connection, where walks to get on well with others, not best pick of the crop, is not strong fights the victory, therefore everybody likes him.

    Said only this year's summer, the weather sudden and severe hot weather, the temperature reaches as high as 50-60 degrees, burning hot difficult to bear, this monkey takes a seat there whistling to gasp for breath, four wall perspiration class.
    Some old monkeys said how many years have not looked like such have been this summer hot, such get down must hotly to die us, ai ya, hurry to the water's edge, look for a cool place to go to the summer vacation.
    The monkey psst called, to form groups straight the water's edge, oh, took a bath really cool.
     Had a monkey saying:Oh, each, we grew many years in this, closes right up against the river survival, oh, this river source in? You do not know?
     A few words have asked everybody, knew that this river is very long, the water surface very extends, the water is also very deep, source in? It is not clear, all monkeys are curious. Such, we idle are also being all right, now took the bath, also has been not so hot, we were suitable river upstream to walk, actually to look that the river source in where, the audiences to think how?
     “good, agrees”. This monkey brings along the old and the young, looks for this river the source, this Shi Hou with the monkey group, with is also looking.
     They turned in the one to jump over a range, walked with great difficulty did not know that had far, to a destination, everybody has straightened up after bowing or performing the kowtow halts, looks up, oh, why, have they been charmed by at present view.
    Looks at the opposite again, stands tall and erect the mountain, is the sheer precipice, this water is falls in torrents from the cliff comes, flowing, moreover this view too has been also beautiful.
    This waterfall wide under knows how things stand the ten feet, soars straight from the rope made of twisted bamboo strips, has aroused the spray, happen to likely strings together the string the pearl, after all that time Mt. Huaguo, but also has the such good destination! Looked like this source in this.
     Behind this water, is also behind this waterfall is anything is, this any place, everybody has not come.
     Had an old monkey saying:“each, everybody sees? This is possibly a source, or leaves the source not to be bit by bit far. Blocked the way we also not to be able to pass, oh, that brave, dared to jump to the water inside, how had a look at a waterfall matter, behind this whose how matter? If who eavesdropped on has been clear, I proposed, we recommended he for ours monkey king, everybody wanted?”
     “the agreement, approved that who gets down?”
    As soon as called the true facts, the monkey entire to be scared. No matter the gibbon, the short arm ape, the leggy monkey, the small tail monkey, who also doesn't dare, with matter of life and death.
    Oh, this time, that Shi Hou divided the crowd to push front has come: “hi hi coughs, oh, each, I go, do I have a look actually what kind of?”
    Everybody also a little despise him. “oh, the stone monkey, you dares to look at an outcome?”
     “certainly.”
     “good, you must dare to look at an outcome, looked has understood what is heard, we affirmed that recommended you for the monkey king.”
     “good, hopes so, each position has waited.”
     Actually the young Shi monkey a little is also alarmed, why? Because the appearance of the water has been too crazy, the depth does not see the bottom. Moreover is hitting several eddy currents, “whish. . .”But galloping its, is whirled away to inside by the current of water, that played. But since the words said that keeps a promise in a moment, looks at this young Shi monkey again, as soon as nips the mandibular joint, heart one horizontal, jumps three jumps, flees three flees, as soon as shuts the eye, as soon as the double claw proceeds to extend. “scoffs, beng, whish. . .”
     The first-class water line, is the trail does not see, side the numerous monkeys two look look, one has all held breath the mouth air conditioning, if wants to look at an outcome, also did not know that the young Shi monkey is lives is dies?
     Pressed down their us not saying that Shan Biaozhei the stone monkey, this dive gripped, oh, thought the appearance of the water suddenly not that crazily, moreover then did not have the water. . As soon as he opens the eye not to pull the head to look: “oh, this what place?”Behind looked again that after death is on the cliff, stays behind waterfall. Resembles the theater curtain and the curtain screen is the same, has divided into two worlds the inside and outside, inside this not water.
     Is a stone bridge at present, proceeds to look again, stone bridge as soon as that the pitch-dark big cave, heard depending on the nose, some delicate fragrance, oh, the young Shi monkey depends on the courage the stone bridge, glances right and left, as soon as looked, oh, this world is also good!
      Oh, but also has such a good place, his heart is happy, the courage enlarged gradually. Got down from the bridge, has entered the cave, and so on walks is not far discovered that this cave, tolerates reaches above thousand people, so is big a place, high, did not know that has ten ten feets, 20 are long? The surrounding area several ten feets, inside this are not spacious, and has Shi Chuang, Shi Zhen, Shi Zhuo, Shi Deng, Shi Guo, Shi Wan, the stone trough, do not look that is the stone, has everything expected to find. That monkey group all moves to this, also has more than enough to spare, oh, the young Shi monkey gazes around, this flees, that jumps, takes a stroll such two, all looked that understood.
    The heart said that treats this lives has multi-US, hot day, inside this cool, the cold day, here pendulum is warm, oh, this is a good dwelling! I hurry to notify, eavesdrops on understood, the young Shi monkey was suitable the long way to come back, in supplied water a dive, he crawled.
     These monkeys treat are waiting. Thought that the long time, the young Shi monkey definitely could not preserve the life. Had not thought that flew from the water has come up, this monkey " whish " surrounded, this also asked that that also asked: “what kind of? Which on you have gone, what did you discover?”
     “puff, you, everybody does not need to worry, to listen to me to say nothing of slowly, is how, how, how a matter.”
     This a few words were saying, this monkey has been startled, majority of did not believe that has an old monkey to add “real?”
     “certainly is really, has not believed that I get you to have a look.”
    “that line, then before your, guides.”

    “everybody do not want to fear, how do I do, how are you with doing, guarantees absolutely safe, therefore I come.”
    A young Shi monkey dive jumped to the water in has gone, that old monkey with was also jumping. Has brave “jumps, jumps, jumps” “the hole hole, rat-a-tat thump” jumped.
    The monkey is dissimilar, some are timid, you looked that this plays? How to inside couldn't come out to manage? As soon as looked that others have gotten down, simply, has been ready for any sacrifice, “, jumped, jumps” also jumps. Has that not to dare to jump, as soon as looked that others walked, with is not being good, graciousness, with was also jumping down.
    We such said that the young Shi monkey leads the way before the pendulum, everybody disembarks one after another, arrives at the stone bridge, crossed the stone bridge, enters the mountain road.
    To the cave, the monkeys psst have called straight, said: “is really the place heaven, good destination!”Is glad to jump jumps straight. Moreover as soon as has a monkey to be sharp-eyed, gains ground sees: “oh, above that has the character, above that writes what?”
    Also does not know any years, carves characters, the first scroll is “the Mt. Huaguo center”, the second line is “the water screen hole dwelling place of Buddhist immortals.”
    “ this hole is famous, is called the water screen hole.”
    “good ya! We treat call Mt. Huaguo, we live are called the water screen hole.”
    “this is I, is I, has been too good.”This monkey, the selfishness extra heavy, seizes the domain to inside, some snatch the stone trough, some seize the stone bowl, psst calls, to achieve is straight is heavily engaged. This Shi Houjiu said: “each, do not struggle, everybody has the share, this place is big very, everybody does not need to fight.”
    Oh, is really everybody has the share, various families all have a domain. May say that in this lives, enjoys a good and prosperous life, nobody fought. Oh, everybody satisfies!
    Lives in this in that water screen hole, looked like Shi Houli the great merit. How many days passed, nobody raises that stubble, that stubble? Not the old monkey has promised? Who can eavesdrop on understood that had rendered meritorious service, everybody recommended that he for the monkey king, doesn't raise how today, the young Shi monkey is not at heart happy.
    In this day, monkey all assembled, Shi Hou spoke: “I said that each, I might hear, the person no news were not vertical. The human speaks keeps a promise. I remind to everybody, before has not moved to the water screen hole, how do you pledge? Said that who can search an outcome, eavesdrops on understood, even if had rendered meritorious service, recommends him for the monkey king. I said that such a day, how nobody did raise this stubble? The speech keeps a promise, does not keep a promise?”
   “right.”Some people install muddled, some monkeys are too at heart clear: “here speaks can not keep a promise? Others said have rational according.”
    Had Lao Hou saying:“well good, our everybody affirmed that the speech keeps a promise. The stone monkey, like this, starts from the present, your our monkey king. Everybody looks what kind of?”
    “the agreement, the agreement, he is the monkey king. ”
    “the human does not walk headless, the bird headless does not fly, then the multi-monkeys, which line don't have, he was our head of household.”
    “oh, good, agreement!”Everybody surrounds, has lifted the top of the head the young Shi monkey, oh, the young Shi monkey was also happy.
    Is following close on some old monkeys left the idea, has piled stone Taiwan, above lets the young Shi monkey sit, keeps aloof, other monkeys, are pressing the rank, is pressing the order, divides into classes stands, then kneels down together in the place, presents Shi Houwei your majesty.
    That your majesty is not good, calls Shi Houzhei to play coarse, afterward the old monkey left the idea, said: “this is a good deed, good most beautiful also”.
    “he is also the monkey king, simply, starts from the present, is called the monkey king, everybody agreement?”
    “agreement.”Finally, from this day of start, the young Shi monkey changes, has become the monkey king. Everybody all approved.
    We such said that manages a household after monkey king does main, in good order, rationally, arrangement very appropriate. Divides into the class these monkeys, who does anything to live, who does anything to live, cannot mess up. Everybody is happily gathers in one place, live that moistens.

关于英语学习汉语的语言技巧的体会
   怎样产生英语思维，怎样自然吸收英语？面对这一问题有两点最值得思索的问题：
   一个是英语思维的过程的本质在于思维方式，而英语思维方式的本质在与实实在在的思考，也就是说话的艺术，我们看到了英语的代表听说大突破的英语思维方式，也见过辅导英语成功的20多位学员英语口语流利的本质就是能够说的是碎句子，能够用思考过程的连接词或者连接句子，将一篇很长的的文章连接起来形成英语思维。而美国的英语这方面最有特色的就是肥皂剧，但是这些内容大多数低俗，我不想学习，而英语一些高雅的文学，其实真正的英语思维能力的特色都不很强。
   相反，英语思维我却在汉语里面发现了，这是打破汉语英语思维的最重要的一些发现。而汉语里面有两类，一类是议论文中的白话文的书面语言进行辩论，这是英语思维最显著的特色，赵自强的博客汉语的就是英语思维，篇篇汉语都是学习英语的思维方式。一类是真正代表说话的口头语言，中国的语言艺术是十分高超的，高到什么程度简直在没有研究语言之前很难想象的地步，为学英语而学英语真是舍本求末，骑着驴找驴，我们的学习对象就在我们中国中间，中国的那些大艺术家，就是我们学习语言的最好的榜样，包阔学习英语思维在内，英语无论你学高多么流利的程度，要向达到母语程度都是不可能的，但是要想达到母语程度首先就要超过母语程度，这是没有人发现的一个奥秘。
   中国的语言在各个语言分类中口语能力表现最有特色的有两种一个是相声，一个是评书，二者相比来说相声的语言表达的英语思维能力是远远无法和评书相比的，这也就是中国语言最根本的国粹：评书。
   评书我最近听了一些著名的评述演员的：单田芳英语思维能力口语表达名列第一，童林传和西游记尤为直至学习英语的风范中的范例，西游记说口语艺术感染力为一绝，童林传英语思维的心理刻画一绝。
   田连元的水浒传平时是真的在说话，刘兰芳的评书红楼梦流利、响亮，连丽如和二位不相上下红楼梦说的很不错，八仙的传说是练习同声传译的好材料。袁阔成应该是中国评书的最高艺术家，但是学习英语思维把汉语当做英语来学和单田芳差一个很大的档次。
    评书公认的5大家就是袁阔成、田连元、单田芳、连丽如、刘兰芳，我听到的英语思维的汉语评书顺序是：单田芳、田连元、连丽如、刘兰芳、袁阔成。
    最好的范本就是这个西游记。
  单田芳是中国最多产评书的人，据说他的评书的总长度已经达到了30年，是典型的代表，看到一些其他评书粉丝对他的缺点的评价是脱离历史很多说错了的地方，不如袁阔成接近历史，语音不好，不够纯正，沙哑的嗓子，发音不准。由于出产评书最多而粗制蓝做，人物有雷同感，也许他们是粉丝欣赏的水平高了，也许说的是对的，但是从学习英语而言，这些正好是最好的优势，语言味道浓厚，不是几十年的功夫就能够达到的，本来欣赏单田芳的观众就是最多的，也说明群众的眼光是亮的，几乎篇篇都是名篇，向练习汉语评书当做英语口语来学，选择余地太大了。
    
    

评书作为民间艺术其艺术性未必是最有代表性的，肯定比不上国粹京剧、越剧、黄梅戏，就像评书中大家公认的袁阔成一样，大家号称是评书中的爷爷可能是有道理的，这就是雅致，精细，而我们需要的艺术只是说话的艺术，口语的艺术，英语思维的艺术，所以最佳评述演员学习英语就是单田芳莫属。
    

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西游记   吴承恩



第一回 灵根育孕源流出 心性修持大道生

    诗曰：混沌未分天地乱，茫茫渺渺无人见。自从盘古破鸿蒙，开辟从兹清浊辨。

    覆载群生仰至仁，发明万物皆成善。欲知造化会元功，须看西游释厄传。

    盖闻天地之数，有十二万九千六百岁为一元。将一元分为十二会，乃子、丑、寅、卯、辰、巳、午、未、申、酉、戌、亥之十二支也。每会该一万八百岁。且就一日而论：子时得阳气，而丑则鸡鸣；寅不通光，而卯则日出；辰时食后，而巳则挨排；日午天中，而未则西蹉；申时晡而日落酉，戌黄昏而人定亥。譬于大数，若到戌会之终，则天地昏缯而万物否矣。

    再去五千四百岁，交亥会之初，则当黑暗，而两间人物俱无矣，故曰混沌。又五千四百岁，亥会将终，贞下起元，近子之会，而复逐渐开明。邵康节曰：“冬至子之半，天心无改移。一阳初动处，万物未生时。”到此天始有根。

    再五千四百岁，正当子会，轻清上腾，有日有月有星有辰。日月星辰，谓之四象。故曰天开于子。又经五千四百岁，子会将终，近丑之会，而逐渐坚实。《易》曰：“大哉乾元！至哉坤元！万物资生，乃顺承天。”至此，地始凝结。

    再五千四百岁，正当丑会，重浊下凝，有水有火有山有石有土。水火山石土，谓之五形。故曰地辟于丑。又经五千四百岁，丑会终而寅会之初，发生万物。历曰：“天气下降，地气上升；天地交合，群物皆生。”至此，天清地爽，阴阳交合。

    再五千四百岁，正当寅会，生人生兽生禽，正谓天地人，三才定位。故曰人生于寅。

    感盘古开辟，三皇治世，五帝定伦，世界之间，遂分为四大部洲：曰东胜神洲，曰西牛贺洲，曰南赡部洲，曰北俱芦洲。这部书单表东胜神洲。海外有一国土，名曰傲来国。国近大海，海中有一座名山，唤为花果山。此山乃十洲之祖脉，三岛之来龙，自开清浊而立，鸿蒙判后而成。真个好山！有词赋为证，赋曰：

    势镇汪洋，威宁瑶海。势镇汪洋，潮涌银山鱼入穴；威宁瑶海，波翻雪浪蜃离渊。水火方隅高积土，东海之处耸崇巅。丹崖怪石，削壁奇峰。丹崖上，彩凤双鸣；削壁前，麒麟独卧。峰头时听锦鸡鸣，石窟每观龙出入。林中有寿鹿仙狐，树上有灵禽玄鹤。瑶草奇花不谢，青松翠柏长春。仙桃常结果，修竹每留云。一条涧壑藤萝密，四面原堤草色新。正是百川会处擎天柱，万劫无移大地根。

    那座山正当顶上，有一块仙石。其石有三丈六尺五寸高，有二丈四尺围圆。三丈六尺五寸高，按周天三百六十五度；二丈四尺围圆，按政历二十四气。上有九窍八孔，按九宫八卦。四面更无树木遮阴，左右倒有芝兰相衬。盖自开辟以来，每受天真地秀，日精月华，感之既久，遂有灵通之意。内育仙胞。一日迸裂，产一石卵，似圆球样大。因见风，化作一个石猴。五官俱备，四肢皆全。便就学爬学走，拜了四方。目运两道金光，射冲斗府。惊动高天上圣大慈仁者玉皇大天尊玄穹高上帝，驾座金阙云宫灵霄宝殿，聚集仙卿，见有金光焰焰，即命千里眼、顺风耳开南天门观看。二将果奉旨出门外，看的真，听的明。

    须臾回报道：“臣奉旨观听金光之处，乃东胜神洲海东傲来小国之界，有一座花果山，山上有一仙石，石产一卵，见风化一石猴，在那里拜四方，眼运金光，射冲斗府。如今服饵水食，金光将潜息矣。”玉帝垂赐恩慈曰：“下方之物，乃天地精华所生，不足为异。”

    那猴在山中，却会行走跳跃，食草木，饮涧泉，采山花，觅树果；与狼虫为伴，虎豹为群，獐鹿为友，猕猿为亲；夜宿石崖之下，朝游峰洞之中。真是“山中无甲子，寒尽不知年”。一朝天气炎热，与群猴避暑，都在松阴之下顽耍。你看他一个个——

    跳树攀枝，采花觅果；抛弹子，邷么儿，跑沙窝，砌宝塔；赶蜻蜓，扑跳树攀枝，采花觅果；抛弹子，邷么儿，跑沙窝，砌宝塔；赶蜻蜓，扑八蜡；参老天，拜菩萨；扯葛藤，编草未；捉虱子，咬圪蚤；理毛衣，剔指甲；挨的挨，擦的擦；推的推，压的压；扯的扯，拉的拉，青松林下任他顽，绿水涧边随洗濯。

    一群猴子耍了一会，却去那山涧中洗澡。见那股涧水奔流，真个似滚瓜涌溅。古云：禽有禽言，兽有兽语。众猴都道：“这股水不知是那里的水。我们今日赶闲无事，顺涧边往上溜头寻看源流，耍子去耶！”喊一声，都拖男挈女，唤弟呼兄，一齐跑来，顺涧爬山，直至源流之处，乃是一股瀑布飞泉。但见那——

    一派白虹起，千寻雪浪飞。海风吹不断，江月照还依。

    冷气分青嶂，余流润翠微。潺蔽名瀑布，真似挂帘帷。

    众猴拍手称扬道：“好水，好水！原来此处远通山脚之下，直接大海之波。”又道：“那一个有本事的，钻进去寻个源头出来不伤身体者，我等即拜他为王。”连呼了三声，忽见丛杂中跳出一个石猴，应声高叫道：“我进去，我进去！”好猴！也是他——

    今日芳名显，时来大运通。有缘居此地，天遣入仙宫。

    你看他瞑目蹲身，将身一纵，径跳入瀑布泉中，忽睁睛抬头观看，那里边却无水无波，明明朗朗的一架桥梁。他住了身，定了神，仔细再看，原来是座铁板桥，桥下之水，冲贯于石窍之间，倒挂流出去，遮闭了桥门。却又欠身上桥头，再走再看，却似有人家住处一般，真个好所在。但见那——

    翠藓堆蓝，白云浮玉，光摇片片烟霞。虚窗静室，滑凳板生花。乳窟龙珠倚挂，萦回满地奇葩。锅灶傍崖存火迹，樽罍靠案见肴渣。石座石床真可爱，石盆石碗更堪夸。又见那一竿两竿修竹，三点五点梅花。几树青松常带雨，浑然象个人家。

    看罢多时，跳过桥中间，左右观看，只见正当中有一石碣。碣上有一行楷书大字，镌着“花果山福地，水帘洞洞天”。石猿喜不自胜，急抽身往外便走，复瞑目蹲身，跳出水外，打了两个呵呵道：“大造化，大造化！”众猴把他围住问道：“里面怎么样？水有多深？”石猴道：“没水，没水！原来是一座铁板桥。桥那边是一座天造地设的家当。”众猴道：“怎见得是个家当？”石猴笑道：“这股水乃是桥下冲贯石窍，倒挂下来遮闭门户的。桥边有花有树，乃是一座石房。房内有石锅石灶、石碗石盆、石床石凳，中间一块石碣上，镌着‘花果山福地，水帘洞洞天’。真个是我们安身之处。里面且是宽阔，容得千百口老小。我们都进去住，也省得受老天之气。这里边——

    刮风有处躲，下雨好存身。霜雪全无惧，雷声永不闻。

    烟霞常照耀，祥瑞每蒸熏。松竹年年秀，奇花日日新。”

    众猴听得，个个欢喜。都道：“你还先走，带我们进去，进去！”石猴却又瞑目蹲身，往里一跳，叫道：“都随我进来，进来！”那些猴有胆大的，都跳进去了；胆小的，一个个伸头缩颈，抓耳挠腮，大声叫喊，缠一会，也都进去了。跳过桥头，一个个抢盆夺碗，占灶争床，搬过来，移过去，正是猴性顽劣，再无一个宁时，只搬得力倦神疲方止。石猿端坐上面道：“列位呵，人而无信，不知其可。你们才说有本事进得来，出得去，不伤身体者，就拜他为王。我如今进来又出去，出去又进来，寻了这一个洞天与列位安眠稳睡，各享成家之福，何不拜我为王？”众猴听说，即拱伏无违，一个个序齿排班，朝上礼拜，都称“千岁大王”。自此，石猿高登王位，将“石”字儿隐了，遂称美猴王。有诗为证，诗曰：

    三阳交泰产群生，仙石胞含日月精。借卵化猴完大道，假他名姓配丹成。

    内观不识因无相，外合明知作有形。历代人人皆属此，称王称圣任纵横。

    美猴王领一群猿猴、猕猴、马猴等，分派了君臣佐使，朝游花果山，暮宿水帘洞，合契同情，不入飞鸟之丛，不从走兽之类，独自为王，不胜欢乐。是以——

    春采百花为饮食，夏寻诸果作生涯。秋收芋栗延时节，冬觅黄精度岁华。

    美猴王享乐天真，何期有三五百载。一日，与群猴喜宴之间，忽然忧恼，堕下泪来。众猴慌忙罗拜道：“大王何为烦恼？”猴王道：“我虽在欢喜之时，却有一点儿远虑，故此烦恼。”众猴又笑道：“大王好不知足！我等日日欢会，在仙山福地，古洞神洲，不伏麒麟辖，不伏凤凰管，又不伏人王拘束，自由自在，乃无量之福，为何远虑而忧也？”猴王道：“今日虽不归人王法律，不惧禽兽威服，将来年老血衰，暗中有阎王老子管着，一旦身亡，可不枉生世界之中，不得久注天人之内？”

    众猴闻此言，一个个掩面悲啼，俱以无常为虑。只见那班部中，忽跳出一个通背猿猴，厉声高叫道：“大王若是这般远虑，真所谓道心开发也！如今五虫之内，惟有三等名色，不伏阎王老子所管。”猴王道：“你知那三等人？”猿猴道：“乃是佛与仙与神圣三者，躲过轮回，不生不灭，与天地山川齐寿。”猴王道：“此三者居于何所？”猿猴道：“他只在阎浮世界之中，古洞仙山之内。”猴王闻之，满心欢喜道：“我明日就辞汝等下山，云游海角，远涉天涯，务必访此三者，学一个不老长生，常躲过阎君之难。”噫！这句话，顿教跳出轮回网，致使齐天大圣成。众猴鼓掌称扬，都道：“善哉，善哉！我等明日越岭登山，广寻些果品，大设筵宴送大王也。”

    次日，众猴果去采仙桃，摘异果，刨山药，抃黄精，芝兰香蕙，瑶草奇花，般般件件，整整齐齐，摆开石凳石桌，排列仙酒仙肴。但见那——

    金丸珠弹，红绽黄肥。金丸珠弹腊樱桃，色真甘美；红绽黄肥熟梅子，味果香酸。鲜龙眼，肉甜皮薄；火荔枝，核小囊红。林檎碧实连枝献，枇杷缃苞带叶擎。兔头梨子鸡心枣，消渴除烦更解酲。香桃烂杏，美甘甘似玉液琼浆；脆李杨梅，酸荫荫如脂酥膏酪。红囊黑子熟西瓜，四瓣黄皮大柿子。石榴裂破，丹砂粒现火晶珠；芋栗剖开，坚硬肉团金玛瑙。胡桃银杏可传茶，椰子葡萄能做酒。榛松榧柰满盘盛，桔蔗柑橙盈案摆。熟煨山药，烂煮黄精。捣碎茯苓并薏苡，石锅微火漫炊羹。人间纵有珍羞味，怎比山猴乐更宁！

    群猴尊美猴王上坐，各依齿肩排于下边，一个个轮流上前奉酒奉花奉果，痛饮了一日。次日，美猴王早起，教：“小的们，替我折些枯松，编作筏子，取个竹竿作篙，收拾些果品之类，我将去也。”果独自登筏，尽力撑开，飘飘荡荡，径向大海波中，趁天风来渡南赡部洲地界。这一去，正是那——古

    天产仙猴道行隆，离山驾筏趁天风。飘洋过海寻仙道，立志潜心建大功。

    有分有缘休俗愿，无忧无虑会元龙。料应必遇知音者，说破源流万法通。

    也是他运至时来，自登木筏之后，连日东南风紧，将他送到西北岸前，乃是南赡部洲地界。持篙试水，偶得浅水，弃了筏子，跳上岸来。只见海边有人捕鱼、打雁、诞蛤、淘盐。他走近前，弄个把戏，妆个掞虎，吓得那些人丢筐弃网，四散奔跑。将那跑不动的拿住一个，剥了他的衣裳，也学人穿在身上，摇摇摆摆，穿州过府，在市廛中，学人礼，学人话。朝餐夜宿，一心里访问佛仙神圣之道，觅个长生不老之方。见世人都是为名为利之徒，更无一个为身命者，正是那——

    争名夺利几时休？早起迟眠不自由。骑着驴骡思骏马，官居宰相望王侯。

    只愁衣食耽劳碌，何怕阎君就取勾。继子荫孙图富贵，更无一个肯回头。

    猴王参访仙道，无缘得遇，在于南赡部洲，串长城，游小县，不觉八九年余。忽行至西洋大海，他想着海外必有神仙，独自个依前作筏，又飘过西海，直至西牛贺洲地界。登岸遍访多时，忽见一座高山秀丽，林麓幽深。他也不怕狼虫，不惧虎豹，登山顶上观看。果是好山——

    千峰排戟，万仞开屏。日映岚光轻锁翠，雨收黛色冷含青。枯藤缠老树，古渡界幽程。奇花瑞草，修竹乔松。修竹乔松，万载常青欺福地；奇花瑞草，四时不谢赛蓬瀛。幽鸟啼声近，源泉响溜清。重重谷壑芝兰绕，处处蒨崖苔藓生。起伏峦头龙脉好，必有高人隐姓名。

    正观看间，忽闻得林深之处有人言语，急忙趋步穿入林中，侧耳而听，原来是歌唱之声，歌曰：

    观棋柯烂，伐木丁丁，云边谷口徐行。卖薪沽酒，狂笑自陶情。苍径秋高，对月枕松根，一觉天明。认旧林，登崖过岭，持斧断枯藤。收来成一担，行歌市上，易米三升。更无些子争竞，时价平平。不会机谋巧算，没荣辱，恬淡延生。相逢处，非仙即道，静坐讲《黄庭》。

    美猴王听得此言，满心欢喜道：“神仙原来藏在这里！”即忙跳入里面，仔细再看，乃是一个樵子，在那里举斧砍柴，但看他打扮非常——

    头上戴箬笠，乃是新笋初脱之箨。身上穿布衣，乃是木绵拈就之纱。腰间系环绦，乃是老蚕口吐之丝。足下踏草履，乃是枯莎槎就之爽。手执钢斧，担挽火麻绳。扳松劈枯树，争似此樵能！

    猴王近前叫道：“老神仙，弟子起手！”那樵汉慌忙丢了斧，转身答礼道：“不当人，不当人！我拙汉衣食不全，怎敢当‘神仙’二字？”猴王道：“你不是神仙，如何说出神仙的话来？”樵夫道：“我说什么神仙话？”猴王道：“我才来至林边，只听的你说：‘相逢处，非仙即道，静坐讲《黄庭》。’《黄庭》乃道德真言，非神仙而何？”樵夫笑道：“实不瞒你说，这个词名做《满庭芳》，乃一神仙教我的。那神仙与我舍下相邻。他见我家事劳苦，日常烦恼，教我遇烦恼时，即把这词儿念念，一则散心，二则解困，我才有些不足处思虑，故此念念。不期被你听了。”猴王道：“你家既与神仙相邻，何不从他修行？学得个不老之方，却不是好？”樵夫道：“我一生命苦，自幼蒙父母养育至八九岁，才知人事，不幸父丧，母亲居孀。再无兄弟姊妹，只我一人，没奈何，早晚侍奉。如今母老，一发不敢抛离。却又田园荒芜，衣食不足，只得斫两束柴薪，挑向市廛之间，货几文钱，籴几升米，自炊自造，安排些茶饭，供养老母，所以不能修行。”猴王道：“据你说起来，乃是一个行孝的君子，向后必有好处。但望你指与我那神仙住处，却好拜访去也。”樵夫道：“不远，不远。此山叫做灵台方寸山，山中有座斜月三星洞，那洞中有一个神仙，称名须菩提祖师。那祖师出去的徒弟，也不计其数，见今还有三四十人从他修行。你顺那条小路儿，向南行七八里远近，即是他家了。”猴王用手扯住樵夫道：“老兄，你便同我去去，若还得了好处，决不忘你指引之恩。”樵夫道：“你这汉子，甚不通变。我方才这般与你说了，你还不省？假若我与你去了，却不误了我的生意？老母何人奉养？我要斫柴，你自去，自去。”

    猴王听说，只得相辞。出深林，找上路径，过一山坡，约有七八里远，果然望见一座洞府。挺身观看，真好去处。但见——

    烟霞散彩，日月摇光。千株老柏，万节修篁。千株老柏，带雨半空青冉冉；万节修篁，含烟一壑色苍苍。门外奇花布锦，桥边瑶草喷香。石崖突兀青苔润，悬壁高张翠藓长。时闻仙鹤唳，每见凤凰翔。仙鹤唳时，声振九皋霄汉远；凤凰翔起，翎毛五色彩云光。玄猿白鹿随隐见，金狮玉象任行藏。细观灵福地，真个赛天堂！

    又见那洞门紧闭，静悄悄杳无人迹。忽回头，见崖头立一石碑，约有三丈余高，八尺余阔，上有一行十个大字，乃是“灵台方寸山，斜月三星洞”。美猴王十分欢喜道：“此间人果是朴实，果有此山此洞。”看勾多时，不敢敲门。且去跳上松枝梢头，摘松子吃了顽耍。古

    少顷间，只听得呀的一声，洞门开处，里面走出一个仙童，真个丰姿英伟，象貌清奇，比寻常俗子不同。但见他——主

    骛髻双丝绾，宽袍两袖风。貌和身自别，心与相俱空。

    物外长年客，山中永寿童。一尘全不染，甲子任翻腾。

    那童子出得门来，高叫道：“什么人在此搔扰？”猴王扑的跳下树来，上前躬身道：“仙童，我是个访道学仙之弟子，更不敢在此搔扰。”仙童笑道：“你是个访道的么？”猴王道：“是。”童子道：“我家师父正才下榻登坛讲道，还未说出原由，就教我出来开门，说：‘外面有个修行的来了，可去接待接待。’想必就是你了？”猴王笑道：“是我，是我。”童子道：“你跟我进来。”

    这猴王整衣端肃，随童子径入洞天深处观看：一层层深阁琼楼，一进进珠宫贝阙，说不尽那静室幽居。直至瑶台之下，见那菩提祖师端坐在台上，两边有三十个小仙侍立台下。果然是——

    大觉金仙没垢姿，西方妙相祖菩提。不生不灭三三行，全气全神万万慈。

    空寂自然随变化，真如本性任为之。与天同寿庄严体，历劫明心****师。

    美猴王一见，倒身下拜，磕头不计其数，口中只道：“师父，师父！我弟子志心朝礼，志心朝礼！”祖师道：“你是那方人氏？且说个乡贯姓名明白，再拜。”猴王道：“弟子乃东胜神洲傲来国花果山水帘洞人氏。”祖师喝令：“赶出去！他本是个撒诈捣虚之徒，那里修什么道果！”猴王慌忙磕头不住道：“弟子是老实之言，决无虚诈。”祖师道：“你既老实，怎么说东胜神洲？那去处到我这里，隔两重大海，一座南赡部洲，如何就得到此？”猴王叩头道：“弟子飘洋过海，登界游方，有十数个年头，方才访到此处。”祖师道：“既是逐渐行来的也罢。你姓什么？”猴王又道：“我无性。人若骂我我也不恼，若打我我也不嗔，只是陪个礼儿就罢了，一生无性。”祖师道：“不是这个性。你父母原来姓什么？”猴王道：“我也无父母。”祖师道：“既无父母，想是树上生的？”猴王道：“我虽不是树上生，却是石里长的。我只记得花果山上有一块仙石，其年石破，我便生也。”祖师闻言暗喜道：“这等说，却是个天地生成的，你起来走走我看。”猴王纵身跳起，拐呀拐的走了两遍。

    祖师笑道：“你身躯虽是鄙陋，却像个食松果的猢狲。我与你就身上取个姓氏，意思教你姓‘猢’。猢字去了个兽旁，乃是个古月。古者老也，月者阴也。老阴不能化育，教你姓‘狲’倒好。狲字去了兽旁，乃是个子系。子者儿男也，系者婴细也，正合婴儿之本论，教你姓‘孙’罢。”猴王听说，满心欢喜，朝上叩头道：“好，好，好！今日方知姓也。万望师父慈悲，既然有姓，再乞赐个名字，却好呼唤。”祖师道：“我门中有十二个字，分派起名，到你乃第十辈之小徒矣。”猴王道：“那十二个字？”祖师道：“乃‘广大智慧真如性海颖悟圆觉’十二字。排到你，正当‘悟’字。与你起个法名叫做‘孙悟空’，好么？”猴王笑道：“好，好，好！自今就叫做孙悟空也！”正是：鸿蒙初辟原无姓，打破顽空须悟空。毕竟不知向后修些什么道果，且听下回分解。